Stupid people should get the Judge Reno, FSD, and Steve Dave sentence.

[renocat]

Even our team of crack legal minds could not spare these people the court's wrath.  Case 1.  Nuts pick up baby bison.  Take it to.rangers.  Herd won't accept it back.  Baby bumped off.  Case 2.  Canadians jump off boardwalk at Yellerstone and trump around.the geysers.  They are sorry and will make a donation.  Case 3.  Chile.  Naked guy wanting to commit suicide, jump naked into a lion pen.  Lions obliged.  Lions shot for killing nudist.

[steve dave]

Agree with Reno on this

[star seed 7]

This is Russian Roulette

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Nailed the bbs'ers in order of importance(most to least).

[renocat]

Case 4.  North Dakota.  Two guys get drunk.  Climb over zoo fence.  One stoopdude puts his arm through the bars on the bear pen to see if bears bite.  They do.  911 called.  Fate of bears unknown.  These doofuses need a harsh sentence.  DA lib7 can prosecute.  A proObama poster can defend.  Most likely a global warming baes defense.

[star seed 7]

Case 4.  North Dakota.  Two guys get drunk.  Climb over zoo fence.  One stoopdude puts his arm through the bars on the bear pen to see if bears bite.  They do.  911 called.  Fate of bears unknown.  These doofuses need a harsh sentence.  DA lib7 can prosecute.  A proObama poster can defend.  Most likely a global warming baes defense.

I think getting bit by a bear is enough

[steve dave]

Case 4.  North Dakota.  Two guys get drunk.  Climb over zoo fence.  One stoopdude puts his arm through the bars on the bear pen to see if bears bite.  They do.  911 called.  Fate of bears unknown.  These doofuses need a harsh sentence.  DA lib7 can prosecute.  A proObama poster can defend.  Most likely a global warming baes defense.

couldn't have said it better

[renocat]

Case #?.  Michigan.  Blackwood Dude wants to impress his woman by cooking her a squirrel.  On her would deck at her apartment he uses blowtorch to burn hair off squirrel.  Drops blow torch and squirrel.  Sets apartment complex on fire. It burns to the ground.  Squirrel is cooked.  Woman sqys she is not responsible.