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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1325 on: September 19, 2024, 10:38:47 PM »
Dakoda is in forever in spell check hell
Yeah i think that won the prize for me.  Dakoda. 

Any time I think of the name "Dakota" (or Dakoda, as it were), I think of this post Daris made 14 years ago:

townie #7- hey emily how are you?
townie #11- not great. jimmy deployed in november and the boys are really rebelling without him to put them in line.
townie #7- oh. that sucks. i remember what it was like when dakota deployed. it was tough.
townie #9- you know what cheer the boys up?
townie #11- no. what april?
townie #9- tickets to da cats. fear the beard.
townie #11 great idea. i'll go get one of those new holiday paks right before i head into work.
townie #7- i didn't know you had a job.
townie #11- oh hell yeah. once jimmy deployed i had to get out of the house every once in a while. just started out at bobby t's on monday. i'm loving it. i'm still engorged from the latest pregnancy and it really is showing in the tips i'm collecting.
townie #7- that's great em. go cats
townie #11- fear the beard.
townie #9- yeah. fear the beard and eff obama and the terrorists.
townies #11 and #7- eff yeah. cheers to that.
townie #9- can i bum a smoke from someone?

I absolutely think of that post and smile and then get sad about Bobby T's. Next time you are in town I want to take you to Bottlecaps (the artist formerly known as Bowinkles, CatTracks, and Gameday). It has a slice of the west side townie flavors, but is no replacement.

All of this caused me to smell a very specific smell I haven’t smelled since 2006.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1326 on: September 20, 2024, 08:45:30 AM »
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1327 on: September 20, 2024, 10:45:58 AM »

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1328 on: September 20, 2024, 01:45:00 PM »
:lol:
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1329 on: September 20, 2024, 09:56:14 PM »
Marrow


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1330 on: September 21, 2024, 09:07:34 AM »
I know a girl named Marlow, which I actually think is pretty cool.


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1331 on: September 21, 2024, 12:18:06 PM »
I know a girl named Marlow, which I actually think is pretty cool.


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1332 on: September 21, 2024, 01:11:31 PM »
I know a girl named Marlow, which I actually think is pretty cool.


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I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1335 on: September 24, 2024, 09:33:06 AM »
full name is Goe Rhoegyn

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1336 on: September 24, 2024, 09:39:42 AM »
Kash isn't a whole lot better.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1337 on: September 24, 2024, 12:48:29 PM »
Why is she just walking around in cleats?
Hyperbolic partisan duplicitous hypocrite

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1338 on: September 24, 2024, 04:20:09 PM »
Jesus, Kash...could you be a little less subtle with the dick in the second O heading towards the vag in the first one?  Yikes!

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1339 on: September 24, 2024, 04:22:33 PM »
Why is she just walking around in cleats?

The OG tweet from the Canby, Oregon Police department said they pulled her out of soccer practice so he could propose to her...I mean ask her out to Homecoming.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1340 on: September 24, 2024, 07:02:55 PM »
Jesus, Kash...could you be a little less subtle with the dick in the second O heading towards the vag in the first one?  Yikes!

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1341 on: September 25, 2024, 09:55:46 AM »
i don't have any kids in high school yet, but this prom-posal stuff seems dumb as crap

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1342 on: September 25, 2024, 11:13:10 AM »
Rumour's hyphenated name is a middle name and not a last name.

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1343 on: November 26, 2024, 02:52:28 PM »


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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1344 on: November 26, 2024, 03:32:08 PM »
Jesus, Kash...could you be a little less subtle with the dick in the second O heading towards the vag in the first one?  Yikes!

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1345 on: November 26, 2024, 09:29:55 PM »


Prosperitee is a top 5 in this thread.
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1346 on: November 26, 2024, 10:18:37 PM »
I like $Harmoney
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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1347 on: December 05, 2024, 09:10:15 PM »
Zephry

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Re: White people name, White people shame
« Reply #1348 on: December 09, 2024, 10:27:50 PM »
Revisited the first two pages of this thread and 3 of the names mentioned are now in the top 10 boys names in the US in 2024.