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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #150 on: June 30, 2016, 03:17:01 PM »
What would you say the chances of him becoming completely sober and getting his life and athletic career together are?


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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #151 on: June 30, 2016, 04:16:06 PM »
I think he has a better chance of dying from overdose.

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #152 on: June 30, 2016, 04:25:09 PM »
What would you say the chances of him becoming completely sober and getting his life and athletic career together are?


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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #153 on: June 30, 2016, 04:46:10 PM »
What if he sucks even more when he's sober? Like that dude on friends, who's no longer fun, because he quits drinking.  :frown:

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #154 on: June 30, 2016, 05:38:36 PM »
What if he sucks even more when he's sober? Like that dude on friends, who's no longer fun, because he quits drinking.  :frown:

I thought that was an Seinfeld episode.  Of course, he tried to relapse with Rum-Raisin ice cream.

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #155 on: June 30, 2016, 10:28:39 PM »
salina bombers would love to have him
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #156 on: June 30, 2016, 10:37:18 PM »
They folded up :frown:
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #157 on: June 30, 2016, 10:40:35 PM »
they need him even more then
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #158 on: June 30, 2016, 10:49:03 PM »
we have the liberty now.  he'd fit right in with us

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #159 on: June 30, 2016, 10:50:46 PM »
what's that :confused:
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #160 on: June 30, 2016, 10:56:21 PM »
like the same four bombercats i think

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #161 on: June 30, 2016, 10:57:04 PM »
libcats  :love:
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #162 on: June 30, 2016, 10:57:21 PM »
holy crap you're right

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #163 on: June 30, 2016, 11:00:18 PM »
meet the libcats


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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #164 on: June 30, 2016, 11:36:03 PM »
One of those guys used to share a house with four of my good friends!

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #165 on: July 01, 2016, 06:11:44 AM »



Head coach looks suspiciously like #76
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Re: Johnny Football sues
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #167 on: July 01, 2016, 10:21:05 AM »


I saw this guy standing outside the stadium before the Miami game (the one in Miami).  Kinda caught me off guard.

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #168 on: July 01, 2016, 04:20:02 PM »
"I'm going to get sober starting tomorrow" doesn't sound convincing to me.


I LOL'd at that one too.

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #169 on: July 01, 2016, 05:46:14 PM »
meet the libcats



A lot of old Prince Era 'Cats


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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #170 on: July 01, 2016, 06:15:21 PM »
A Snyder 1.0 player coaching Prince Era Players is pretty great.
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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #171 on: July 01, 2016, 08:19:36 PM »
I thought Brandon Harold was in prison for robbing a bank?

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #172 on: July 01, 2016, 08:37:25 PM »
Zach McClain looks like he would lie to the cops for you

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Re: Johnny Football sues
« Reply #173 on: July 03, 2016, 10:56:09 PM »
What would you say the chances of him becoming completely sober and getting his life and athletic career together are?


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Little bit harder in a sport where the objective is to run away to avoid getting pounded into the ground.