Author Topic: I dislike annual physicals. (Read 1786 times)

renocat · « **on:** December 29, 2015, 01:47:48 PM »

The buttfinger.

steve dave · « **Reply #1 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:05:17 PM »

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #2 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:09:17 PM »

I mean, don't even get me started.

Katpappy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:17:50 PM »

This reminds me of a story I may have heard from RRBD a while back. Seems he was patrolling the streets one night and he seen these two drunks walking along the road. He stops and asks the guys what they're up too. One of them has his finger in the other's ass and says he's trying to sober his friend up so the wife doesn't get so upset. RRBD asks why the finger up the ass? The guy says I'm going to make him throw up! RRBD says to the guy, "You got it in the wrong place."! The drunk quietly says it should do the trick when I put in his mouth.

Katpappy · « **Reply #4 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:19:57 PM »

Quote from: Mrs. Gooch on December 29, 2015, 02:09:17 PM

I mean, don't even get me started.

If the doctor is doing that to you, be careful of cops wanting to give you a breath analyzer test.

deputy dawg · « **Reply #5 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:27:34 PM »

Paging Dr. Bigfinger..

Katpappy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:28:39 PM »

Quote from: deputy dawg on December 29, 2015, 02:27:34 PM

Paging Dr. Bigfinger..

Ouch!!!

Phil Titola · « **Reply #7 on:** December 29, 2015, 02:32:08 PM »

Quote from: renocat on December 29, 2015, 01:47:48 PM

The buttfinger.

"Well you are under 50 so we don't have to put anything up your anus"

- My doctor word for word

Makes me laugh everytime.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #8 on:** December 29, 2015, 05:45:22 PM »

Quote from: renocat on December 29, 2015, 01:47:48 PM

The buttfinger.

How old are you?

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Canary · « **Reply #9 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:17:35 PM »

Having a parent die of colon cancer made me change my thinking on the procedure. Didn't mind it at all.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #10 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:18:15 PM »

I haven't had a physical since the required one before football senior year

Canary · « **Reply #11 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:21:57 PM »

Quote from: libliblibliblibliblib on December 29, 2015, 06:18:15 PM

I haven't had a physical since the required one before football senior year

Not knowing how old you are I'm not sure if that's a long time or not.

star seed 7 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:23:23 PM »

wetwillie · « **Reply #13 on:** December 29, 2015, 06:55:21 PM »

It's 2016 why on earth is a manual rectal exam even a thing.

Canary · « **Reply #14 on:** December 29, 2015, 07:01:34 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on December 29, 2015, 06:55:21 PM

It's 2016 why on earth is a manual rectal exam even a thing.

My physician said it is indeed less common now and not necessary for the most part. My first one was a few years ago.

IPA4Me · « **Reply #15 on:** December 29, 2015, 07:02:10 PM »

Quote from: wetwillie on December 29, 2015, 06:55:21 PM

It's 2016 why on earth is a manual rectal exam even a thing.

Gotta check the walnut when you're over 50. Earlier if there's a history of prostate cancer in the family.

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IPA4Me · « **Reply #16 on:** December 29, 2015, 07:03:34 PM »

... Wrong thread

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Emo EMAW · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2015, 03:15:34 PM »

Had an old Iranian or something like that dude give me an ultrasound exam for a hernia. As he kept squirting KY on me and searching around he kept saying stuff like "your balls are important, have to take care of your balls"...."alright now I'm going to check out your other ball"..."your ball hurts you did the right thing coming in"..."trust your balls."

Mrs. Gooch · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2015, 10:26:18 PM »

Shouldn't doctors use the term "testicle?

Trim · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2015, 10:32:03 PM »

star seed 7 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 30, 2015, 10:38:09 PM »

i wouldn't respect a doctor that said testicle

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2015, 12:09:33 AM »

I have a younger female Dr., so I have to think about baseball.

Edit: non-royals baseball

deputy dawg · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2015, 08:11:47 AM »

My doctor always starts an argument by saying "this is going to hurt you more than it hurts me", and I always disagree. I may have to put my hands on disgusting sociopaths, but I don't have to stick my finger up anyone's anus. My doc insists that the prostrate exam does not disturb him in the least.

Pete · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2015, 08:41:48 AM »

Quote from: john "teach me how to" dougie on December 31, 2015, 12:09:33 AM

I have a younger female Dr., so I have to think about baseball.

Edit: non-royals baseball

Good edit.

You let your mind wonder to Alex Rios in chowder blue and you'll be in an awkward situation for sure.