Sugar Dick ' s Compliment Sandwich

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Top Bread: osu kicking game was good. Their punter got good hang time and their kickoff guy placed the ball in the corner well. Also, made FG instead of missed FG was important, kinda.

Meat: Gundy is a stupid bitch face and looks like Bart simpson had sex with the landlord from something about Mary

Lettuce, et al.: osu remains a trash degenerate program, as evidenced by the cheap shot on Hubes

Bottom Bread: osu oline did a good job picking up the myriad blitzes we threw at them

[Cartierfor3]

oh man now do tcu

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

FTR, everyone is invited to make your own sandwich until I say otherwise

[michigancat]

[cfbandyman]

Top Bread: TCU has definitely proven it belongs in a P5 conference and I thoroughly enjoyed them destroying Ole Miss in the Peach Bowl
Meat: Gary Patterson is gross and can probably be smelled from the student section on Saturday
Lettuce and etc. : I hate that by being in the Big 12 keeps us from being the only purple team
Bottom Bread: Trevone Boykin loves the Q@tz as evidence by his arm sleeve choice that one time

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Marble rye: we finally ran the ball with purpose and crazy legs Jones ran with purpose
Cutlins: whoever was calling plays in the second half has stage 4 fetal alcohol syndrome
Spicey mustard: our receivers would drop their dicks in a whore house
Lettuce/tomato: tcu's offensive coordinator looks like the kind of guy that would huff glue to get his "mind right" before paying for sex with a 12-year old thai boy
Marble rye: defense played well against a juggernaut offense (mold spot: except those 3 plays that netted like 220 yards)

[DQ12]

what kind of sandwich is named based on the type of bread smdh

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

Toast : I thought it was bold to come into the game without an offensive game plan 
Cheez Wiz: there seems to be confusion on offense as to the difference between zone and man 
Mayo: Jackie Cantele missed a rough ridin' 32 yard fg 
Toast: since most passes weren't close to the receivers, we didn't have very many drops 

[puniraptor]

I might try that sandwich