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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #25 on: November 13, 2015, 07:06:13 AM »
I was on a conference call with a guy in Alaska who had put in his 2 weeks and quit a few days later.  I heard a few days after his last day, i drove over to his old lady's appartment and shot her and her new boyfriend then went and turned himself into the local police.

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« Reply #26 on: November 13, 2015, 07:40:46 AM »
I was on a conference call with a guy in Alaska who had put in his 2 weeks and quit a few days later.  I heard a few days after his last day, i drove over to his old lady's appartment and shot her and her new boyfriend then went and turned himself into the local police.

You framed him?!   :sdeek:

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« Reply #27 on: November 13, 2015, 07:54:34 AM »
I was on a conference call with a guy in Alaska who had put in his 2 weeks and quit a few days later.  I heard a few days after his last day, i he drove over to his old lady's appartment and shot her and her new boyfriend then went and turned himself into the local police.

You framed him?!   :sdeek:
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« Reply #28 on: November 13, 2015, 09:08:34 AM »
that's one hell of a typo.

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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #29 on: November 13, 2015, 09:31:57 AM »


I was on a conference call with a guy in Alaska who had put in his 2 weeks and quit a few days later.  I heard a few days after his last day, i drove over to his old lady's appartment and shot her and her new boyfriend then went and turned himself into the local police.

Damn dude. That's cold. Killing his mom just bc he quit?

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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2015, 10:05:56 AM »
I've got a blue collar co-worker who loves to talk about his legal issues, he will come up and just start talking about the latest issue in his case like its no big deal. Currently separating from his wife and they have restraining orders against each other.

Caught this gem the other day

"Before they brought her up on those charges she got tazed in the front yard, she had a knife in her hand when the police showed up. So now she has those charges as well. Man, Johnson county will hang you for anything"

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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2015, 10:48:55 AM »
The juiciest thing I got:  not a coworker but a coworker's husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home.  I found this out because I asked her "hey where'd your truck go?  I liked that truck."  And she's like "my husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home."  :sdeek:

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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2015, 10:49:55 AM »

The juiciest thing I got:  not a coworker but a coworker's husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home.  I found this out because I asked her "hey where'd your truck go?  I liked that truck."  And she's like "my husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home."  :sdeek:
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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2015, 10:57:13 AM »

The juiciest thing I got:  not a coworker but a coworker's husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home.  I found this out because I asked her "hey where'd your truck go?  I liked that truck."  And she's like "my husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home."  :sdeek:
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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #36 on: November 14, 2015, 05:14:50 AM »
FR_Dad helped put away one of SEK's most notorious agriculture-related criminals after he stole one of our horses. More fanning brag than co-worker thing.
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Re: Co-worker doing illegal things thread
« Reply #37 on: November 14, 2015, 06:06:26 AM »

The juiciest thing I got:  not a coworker but a coworker's husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home.  I found this out because I asked her "hey where'd your truck go?  I liked that truck."  And she's like "my husband was driving around drunk getting a beej from a prostitute.  He drove right though a fence into the backyard of some residential home."  :sdeek:
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