trade jobs w/ rick daris to help cheer him up! (body swap movie related)

[Stevesie60]

You should get into a pyramid scheme.

[puniraptor]

You should get into a pyramid scheme.

It works!

[DQ12]

i'm a personal trainer at the Gold's Gym on Strangline and Blackbob.  I pretty much just go to the armfarm all day and throw around some serious weight.  5 or 6 clients come in every day and i help transform them from Milhouses to Mcbanes.

[Asteriskhead]

What about doing pretty much the same thing in a totally different country?

If I could be guaranteed my job back in a couple of years, I'd be gone tomorrow. The thing is that I can't though and I pretty much have the job I want. Boring ass as it is.

Get a hobby, doofus.

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work because i don't know if you've heard or not, but i have a home garden that i just pulled FIVE cucumbers from today or cucs as those of us in the gardening biz like to call them. i also now have three possible watermelons growing as well as one pumpkin.

I think you should swap out your morning cup of joe to experiment with hallucinogens. That will probably take care of your boredom at work.

[Institutional Control]

I would trade jobs with rick daris but I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle it.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Rick, you should coach some kind of team that your kids would play on. Then you can plan strategies for it all day at work.

[Dr Rick Daris]

I would trade jobs with rick daris but I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle it.

i'll be the judge of that. what do you do?

[Dr Rick Daris]

Rick, you should coach some kind of team that your kids would play on. Then you can plan strategies for it all day at work.

little kid sports is apparently way more cut throat than anything i am willing to deal with. don't want my hands to be that dirty. you have to be a sociopath. i'm not.

[star seed 7]

He calls people all day and asks if they are happy with their current software provider

[Dr Rick Daris]

He calls people all day and asks if they are happy with their current software provider

oh god no. no way am i doing that.

[Institutional Control]

I would trade jobs with rick daris but I'm pretty sure he couldn't handle it.

i'll be the judge of that. what do you do?

Software sales.

You don't have the people skills, no offense.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

rick, are you feeling better? i have a couple more thread ideas to help cheer you up if youre still down in the dumps.

[AppleJack]

I'm in the darkest caverns of the technology field. crap you don't even wanna know about. Let's all just move on.

[Mrs. Gooch]

Rick, how good are you with Excel spreadsheets?

[sys]

damn it.  i just posted a cheer up message for rick daris in the other thread.


anyways, rick, i drive around and try to look like i'm doing something if anyone appears to be paying attention to me.

This sounds pretty great. Quick question though- Who are you worried about paying attention to you?

it sucks actually, i was kinda surprised too.

i don't like anyone paying attention to me, and try to give everyone the impression that i'm doing something.  prolly no one cares, including the people paying the company i work for to have me pretend i do things.

[sys]

hobby suggestions? preferably ones i could do at work.

you should breed some sort of small animal.  at work you could internet about the animals

[eastcat]

Rick, after what happened this morning I suggest you consider the KSUPD offer. If there are 3 robbers next time it could take the whole day to find them.