The show was an hour long. That's a long time. I cannot remember everything, but I do remember some things, and I will share them with you in this thread.
First, there is some white guy who is a young person, who plays the defensive line, that Bill thinks could be a special player "some day." I hope that day happens this year. I BET YOU GUYS AGREE! Britz, I think his name was Britz...may Blitz. I hope it's Blitz, because that's a rough ridin' tremendous name for a guy who play defense.
Second, TLBL was featured. He is a much better receiver than he is a public speaker. If he has to challenge Barak Obama to a contest, I hope he chooses route running, because Obama would rough ridin' crush him at public speaking. In contrast, TLBL would piss pound Obama on route running, guaranteed.
Third, Zimmerman. Basically the re-incarnation of Jaime Mendez (google him, young bloods). Spoke very highly of his teammates and their ability to not be horrible despite only returning 2 starters. Maybe _Fan can come in here and confirm/deny that Zimmerman is a straight shooter versus being a super optimistic guy who says nice things about other people no matter what.
Fourth, Slaughter looked super slow and confused on the clips they showed. Could this just be because the guy putting together the clips was not doing his personal best and was self limiting? The answer is probably.
Fifth, Stan sounds almost exactly like Jaworski on ESPN when he does his x and o breakdown. If Stan dresses up for Halloween, I STRONGLY advise him to dress up as Ron Jaworski, because he has that impersonation NAILED! I enjoyed the crap out of it. I hope he does this more frequently in the future.
Sixth, Wyatt is a HUGE friend of goEMAW.com. I will not say a single bad thing about Wyatt. That's goEMAW.
Seventh, the ladies volleyball team commercials where they recite the alma mater in spoke word are stirring.
Eighth, oscar and Chet have this commercial to an instrumental version of the Animal's "House of the Rising Sun." They owe the Animals, and Eric Burton in particular, an almost limitless apology. Shame on you oscar and Chet. Shame on you.