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Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« on: June 13, 2015, 11:05:46 AM »
Should local school boards be allowed to ban grinding and hunchers at school dances? Are they stifling the inner horniness of these youth? Is this free speech?  Schools in south central KS are banning kids from jumping into mobs and grinding the happy zones on each other which is deemed lewd and causing deviant behavior.  IMO they got it right.  Let them do this at home where mom can either encourage it or beat the hell out of them with a broom.


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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2015, 11:16:41 AM »
What is south Central kansas? Do you mean western kansas?
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2015, 12:24:10 PM »
What's hunching?

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2015, 03:54:35 PM »
Flatland region?

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2015, 04:29:34 PM »
Mennoland and over-agressive dog lovemaking style.  Horndog = Bill Clinton.

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2015, 09:59:54 AM »
Renocat loves liberty except when it comes to dancing.

However you can see his position, as grinding is radically different from the charleston, slam dancing, mosh pits or any of the other dangerous types of expression that old people have seen youngins doing over the years.
Yes, we can restore morality to these youth through restricting them. There is movie that is indicative of the success of this strategy... It's called... Footbruce or something
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2015, 02:33:26 PM »
I am not against free expression until it invades the rights of others, especially in the public square. We are living in time when private individual rights trump societal harmony.  A friend told me a bunch of the kids did not go to dances because they were offended by the dry bunching hoedowns.  If a parent wants to invite neighborhood kids over, play music on his front porch, and have the kids jump in pile and grind on each other, that's freedom, but not at school.

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2015, 05:10:19 PM »
If you could show how the rights of the offended students are greater than the rights of the dancing students you might have a point.
There is no reason the offended students couldn't have a square dance on their own porch either.

To me the larger question is why schools (especially public ones) have dances at all. They aren't educational and cause myriad problems.
But if your gonna have dances you gotta let the kids dance.
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2015, 06:20:39 PM »
Say I walked up to the Federal Capital, and decided to do my thing to express myself such as waving my hairy butt in the air and leaving a message in a loaf for Congress.  My rights will not trump the public good.  My show would offend. I would be arrested for leaving an element of mass destruction and skinned for fouling the environment.  The school should protect the rights of the offended kids - groping and grinding is not dancing - it is #%×? £€
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2015, 12:26:21 AM »
Thank you for attempting to distract with a straw man argument and thusly (I assume) admitting logical defeat. Being naked has nothing to do with these school dances. Never once did I claim that it was ok to be naked in public. It is clearly illegal.
You don’t have a right not to be offended. You also don't have any authority to determine what "is" and "isn't" dancing.
When your point is “I can’t poop on the statehouse so kids shouldn’t be dancing”… you don’t really have a point.
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2015, 06:56:01 AM »
You can live without dancing. You can't live without pooping. Reno wins again!

(But 7th Calvary Reno was a baby when he didn't get to lead the Division at Little Bighorn, so maybe there is something there?)


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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2015, 02:24:25 PM »
Slobber I wish you were my uncle.
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2015, 02:47:39 PM »
Slobber I wish you were my uncle.
are you trying to tell me I am your uncle? That scares me. I have a crap ton of nieces and nephews and the great majority are emaw. It has occurred to me that they might be reading what I spew.

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2015, 03:07:29 PM »
I'm still not sure what hunching is

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2015, 08:26:46 PM »
Hunching is the Democrat form of humping, a lot gyrations, noise, and discombobulated movements, but no results - like a neutered deranged leg humping dog.  Kids basic rights, but should not circumvent parental and school board authority.  Dancing is a priveledge.  Stupid people.think they have a right to do something that they think is acceptable.  Horndogs should not rule schools.

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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2015, 08:40:48 PM »
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Re: Horndog Groin Grinding and Hunching Banned
« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2015, 12:48:29 PM »
 :'bye cruel world: