Who would be the funniest country to go to war with?

[Rage Against the McKee]

has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second

Everyone who matters speaks English.

[Brock Landers]

we should let brock landers and bookie pimp decide whose ass they want to war to death.  they've earned this.

I will go wherever my CO tells me to go, especially if it's through the gates of hell.

However after doing some thinking I rescind my previous vote of a Russia/China combo war and instead say North Korea.  Remember, this thread about funniest.  What's more funny than combat with a country that has a binocular shortage but still DGAF.




 Plus after whipping their ass they would still claim victory over us and the whole world would get a good laugh out of it.

[Tobias]

this north korea sounds kinda Aggie to me

[eastcat]

all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.

Desert country has whoop our ass? 

[steve dave]

all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.

Desert country has whoop our ass? 

yes, has whoop our ass total tail between leg.

[Dugout DickStone]

all the desert and jungle countries routinely whip our military's ass so I don't know where all this confidence is coming from. the swiss would probably roll large snowballs and rocks down mountains swiss family robinson style and send our puds packing.

Desert country has whoop our ass? 

maybe like when we first invaded Iraq and they were dressing up as women and blowing up our trucks as we drove by and stuff.  I think that's what he means.

[lopakman]

has to be with a country that speaks english that way we could just troll the crap out of them..
how awesome would a war bbs be?
I'd make a fake countdown clock like we are going to bomb there ass at that exact second

 

[Winters]

Jeans the Cat got deported back to France a while back, so probably France

[ksucrcoop]

the South
 

[scottwildcat]

Ireland.

Whoa

[lopakman]

the South
 

 

[AppleJack]

I change my vote to Cuba.

"Hey bros - it's been like 50 years since we've been pals. Let's end this nonsense. Cool?"

"Sure, okay"

KABOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!

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