Succubus Schools (Succutards)

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In performing my expert bowl analysis, I noticed that the big 12 is forfeiting spots in the Texas Bowl and Pinstripe Bowl, with a combined payout of $3.5 million, due to the utter incompetence of succubi tcu, wvu, isu, and Ku.  Not only does their failure of an existence drain the conference coffers in the form of succutard welfare, it also forfeits money to the likes of Ohio and Rutgers.  FAIL

What this means is that the succutards ( ku, et al.) are actually worth more to the mac and the american than the big 12. I propose the big 12 invite the succutards to join those conferences, where they'll be much happier anyways.

[I_have_purplewood]

You have a point.  I mean how hard is it to make a bowl these days? 

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By contrast the schools that aren't an embarrassment to the institution of college athletics, the Studschools, will earn the conference $48,200,000. Which means the succutards are given a total of $19,280,000, $4,820,000 each, for doing nothing other than relinquishing their self-respect and wallowing in their own putrid stench. How perverted.

[Headinjun]

By contrast the schools that aren't an embarrassment to the institution of college athletics, the Studschools, will earn the conference $48,200,000. Which means the succutards are given a total of $19,280,000, $4,820,000 each, for doing nothing other than relinquishing their self-respect and wallowing in their own putrid stench. How perverted.

Endzone recliners  tho

[CNS]

By contrast the schools that aren't an embarrassment to the institution of college athletics, the Studschools, will earn the conference $48,200,000. Which means the succutards are given a total of $19,280,000, $4,820,000 each, for doing nothing other than relinquishing their self-respect and wallowing in their own putrid stench. How perverted.

FSD is Daxing the hell out of lil bro ITT

[steve dave]

They should have to pay us back

[Fake Sugar Dick (WARNING, NOT THE REAL SUGAR DICK!)]

You have a point.  I mean how hard is it to make a bowl these days? 

There are 35 bowls for 70 teams.  The threshold to make a bowl is now so low you only have to win 5 D1 games and 1 D1aa game to qualify.  That means you only have to win 45% of your games against your peers to make a bowl game. The big 12 has 7 tie-ins, meaning if you accomplish this feeble task you are guaranteed a bowl game. As opposed to a 7 win MAC team who can only hope the Big 12 has recruited enough succutards to leave a spot for them to vulture,which it has. Your welcome the MAC!

[wetwillie]

Might have to move back to unequal revenue sharing with the big boys(OU,KSU, OSU, TX) until these jackasses start pulling some weight. 

[I_have_purplewood]

It will also be the fans of these schools (shitty big 12 teams but mainly ku) who will bitch about how bad the lower tier bowl teams are and how bad they suck.  Amirite?  Yes I am and the whole thing is kind of mind boggling if YOU LET IT THAT SINK IN some. 

[420seriouscat69]

With two teams heading to Bcs games, doesn't that make up the difference?

[EMAWzified]

It's kind of like the Royals sucking up revenue sharing dollars and fielding suck-ass teams year after year. The big boys, Yanks, Cardinals, Boston, were threatening to change the rules so that Glass and the other sucktard owners actually had to spend some of that money on improving their teams.