american royal bbq thing

[Dugout DickStone]

I have at least 10 tents I have to go to.  Will take the limo.

[Mr Bread]

Urban dictionary says ring meat is bad person. 

[kim carnes]

Urban dictionary says ring meat is bad person.

makes sense

[lopakman]

When is this?  I have to go to KC Sunday/Monday and possibly a bunch of times thereafter.  Who wants to go to NIN Monday night?

It's Oct 3-6th.  Sundance Kid can get you tickets to NIN if you want.

[8manpick]

When is this?  I have to go to KC Sunday/Monday and possibly a bunch of times thereafter.  Who wants to go to NIN Monday night?

Hmm I do want to go to that show... Tickets are way more expensive than I figured. Haven't pulled the trigger yet.
Explosions in the Sky

[Trim]

When is this?  I have to go to KC Sunday/Monday and possibly a bunch of times thereafter.  Who wants to go to NIN Monday night?

It's Oct 3-6th.  Sundance Kid can get you tickets to NIN if you want.

I'll take one of the elite AR passes for 10/3.

[Trim]

When is this?  I have to go to KC Sunday/Monday and possibly a bunch of times thereafter.  Who wants to go to NIN Monday night?

Hmm I do want to go to that show... Tickets are way more expensive than I figured. Haven't pulled the trigger yet.
Explosions in the Sky

I haven't looked yet, but whatever.   Keep me posted, I'll be done whippin' ass by early afternoon at the latest.

[Dr Rick Daris]

When is this?  I have to go to KC Sunday/Monday and possibly a bunch of times thereafter.  Who wants to go to NIN Monday night?

Hmm I do want to go to that show... Tickets are way more expensive than I figured. Haven't pulled the trigger yet.
Explosions in the Sky

I haven't looked yet, but whatever.   Keep me posted, I'll be done whippin' ass by early afternoon at the latest.

i'm going up there friday and probably heading back to mhk saturday.


also for the american royal pros, should i show up to this thing with a couple of my favorite "bbq sauces" and wear them on a belt and then if someone serves me some ring meat i grab one of my sauces and shoot it on the plate and go "bang, bang" or something like that?

[Tobias]

also for the american royal pros, should i show up to this thing with a couple of my favorite "bbq sauces" and wear them on a belt and then if someone serves me some ring meat i grab one of my sauces and shoot it on the plate and go "bang, bang" or something like that?

i think the real pros wear a white apron and yell "BAM!" while making a flashy gesture?  depends on what you're going for here i guess

[Dr Rick Daris]

new plan- i get some bbq sauce, really good bbq sauce like kraft mesquite honey or something and then i walk around saucing people that don't have sauce on their plan and i say something like "bang, bang. you just got sauced! now smile for the camera sonny." and then i have a friend take a picture of me and the saucee w/ his cell phone.

[pissclams]

replace bang bang with zap zap

[XocolateThundarr]

bazinga

[Dr Rick Daris]

maybe then scan the picture that we took onto a tshirt for twenty bucks with a saying of something like...

"i got sauced at the american royal"

-or-

"i went to the american royal and all i got was sauced and this crummy t-shirt"

 

[Dr Rick Daris]

nevermind. i thought more about it and that's a stupid plan. turn around time on shirts would be too long. keep original plan, change bang bang to zap zap like clams suggested and then just have a plain shirt with the saying of something like "i got zapped by the sauce king and all i got was this lousy t-shirt" on the back and then "american royal 2013" on the front. sometimes it really helps to work through things like this on the board before putting them "into action" in real life. thanks guys.

[Dr Rick Daris]

i've got my sauces and sauce holster all packed up w/ my overnight bag. operation go time t-minus 8 hours.

[Dr Rick Daris]

my go to line for tonight will be to just walk up to any/all of the yokels who are bbq'ing meats and say "ring me baby" and then stick out my plate. then they'll stick some ring meat on my plate and i'll pow it w/ some sauce and slam it. 

[8manpick]

Don't forget to bring me my VIP pass, rick. TIA

[420seriouscat69]

I'll be there too. Here's to hoping we don't get rained on.

[Phil Titola]

Love when booze companies set up their own space.  Templeton Rye will be in 803 and I"m sure handed out free booze again.