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Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« on: October 11, 2013, 01:22:34 PM »
hey fellas, clams here again and before i get started with this week's howevers, i wanted to apologize about being late.  so, with no further ado, here's my weekly edition of Thursday's Howevers where i do my breakdown of the upcoming game using little factoids from around the web.  i call it- Thursday's Howevers.  BEARS

the baylor bears are ranked 1st nationally in passing yards
however
they have 295 total tackles this season

 :fatty:

the baylor bears have a receiver on the roster named Cal Spangler
however
Cal Spangler is from GEORGETOWN, texas

 :cool:

lache seatrunk averages 11.1 yards per carry of the pigskin
however
baylors opponents have lost the ball 4 times on 11 fumbles

 :eye:

baylor has only won 1 game in october this season
however
kansas state has only lost 1 game in october this season

 :drool:

baylor attendance has averaged 43,137 fans per game in 2013
however
aaron jones has only made 50% of his field goal attempts this season

 :bartender:


my analysis says take the cats, baylor can't win on the road and their non-con schedule was filled with puds. if we played their schedule, we'd be 4-0 just like they are.  when you play puds you turn into a pud.  thumbs up = win.   thanks fellas, go ksu.  talk to you on the FLIPSIDE.


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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2013, 01:24:42 PM »
I was slightly angry that clams was late with his Howevers,
however
I am no longer slightly angry.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2013, 01:26:51 PM »
Worth the wait, thanks clams.   :ksu:
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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2013, 01:29:39 PM »
 :thumbs: :thumbs: (win x 2)

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2013, 01:48:28 PM »
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.
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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2013, 02:07:25 PM »
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

I work with software that gets updated frequently throughout the year...I get this one thrown in my face a lot.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2013, 02:08:18 PM »
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again but expecting different results.

Is it insane to think that you can shame people into altering their behavior by saying this over and over?

Worth the wait, thanks clams.   :ksu:

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2013, 02:37:41 PM »
'Clams, will this be the most hostile environment Baylor has faced in the history of their football program?

 :Wha:

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2013, 05:23:15 PM »

'Clams, will this be the most hostile environment Baylor has faced in the history of their football program?

 :Wha:

interesting question.  my analysis says, yes oh yes.  the big 12 hates Baylor so they are used to hostility but no fanbase brings the hostile aggression as much as the cat fan. 

so lets cut straight to it- yes, this BSFS WILL BE FULL ON.


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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2013, 05:52:34 PM »

'Clams, will this be the most hostile environment Baylor has faced in the history of their football program?

 :Wha:

interesting question.  my analysis says, yes oh yes.  the big 12 hates Baylor so they are used to hostility but no fanbase brings the hostile aggression as much as the cat fan. 

so lets cut straight to it- yes, this BSFS WILL BE FULL ON.

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Re: Thursday's Howevers - Bear edition
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2013, 09:02:25 AM »

'Clams, will this be the most hostile environment Baylor has faced in the history of their football program?

 :Wha:

interesting question.  my analysis says, yes oh yes.  the big 12 hates Baylor so they are used to hostility but no fanbase brings the hostile aggression as much as the cat fan. 

so lets cut straight to it- yes, this BSFS WILL BE FULL ON.
There is no "however" in the above post;

however, there were 87 people who perished in 1993 just outside of Waco, TX.

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« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2013, 10:04:29 AM »
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