Hey guys,
Just got back from a conference for druggies in Fargo. I kept showing my passport at alcoholic refreshment stands for all those maple leaf hosers that are slightly dinged, but the local folks looked confused. Taking a warm shower was definitely a treat. It was the first time I had warmed up water on the stove and used it to bathe. I was searching for a curling arena to test my skills of concentration, but instead found some moose like woman who was so ugly she was attractive (since many of the locales were beasts, she was stunning in comparison). I was bored, so I hit it to say I've done an a woman in another country. In general, I would describe the journey as flacidly unsatisfying.
Love,
Blumperz