god bless america

[CNS]

good one mrs gooch

don't forget about "cart full of stuff using the self checkout lane at walmart, making the walmart employee use their key every 5 items because she can't stack anymore groceries on the small table" lady

I can't differentiate from one dumbass to another dumbass when in walmart.

[OK_Cat]

i'm fond of "trying to buy something without a barcode/tag at walmart" guy

i always end up behind the person buying a $5 boomer sooner shirt that doesn't have a tag, and they have to send someone (normally the slowest/stupidest person in the family) to bring another one back to the cashier

[mocat]

but what about when "stand up at a sporting event" guy is doing his thing and everybody is already standing up?  hate that guy

that guy is waving his arms to get the crowd to yell louder, not to stand up, you stupid rough ridin' hillbilly mocat-hater

[OK_Cat]

we're already yelling, mocat.

[Stevesie60]

OK Cat, were there soldiers carrying the flag or just some rednecks?

[Institutional Control]

I feel unPatriotic for hating that shitty Lee Greenwood song.

[OK_Cat]

OK Cat, were there soldiers carrying the flag or just some rednecks?

fly boys

[Stevesie60]

OK Cat, were there soldiers carrying the flag or just some rednecks?

fly boys

Air Force? I probably would have stood then. I'm not going to stand just because some rando's holding the US flag though, especially halfway through an event.

[bones129]

good one mrs gooch

don't forget about "cart full of stuff using the self checkout lane at walmart, making the walmart employee use their key every 5 items because she can't stack anymore groceries on the small table" lady

I can't differentiate from one dumbass to another dumbass when in walmart.

 

[Asteriskhead]

Stand up for your country guy sucks.

[kim carnes]

nice thread 

[Emo EMAW]

Just stand up Jesus rough ridin' Christ.

[DQ12]

stand up at sporting events guy gets me pretty jazzed when i'm in the moment.

[DQ12]

especially because the students are all standing anyways, so it's like "HEY YOU OLD BASTARDS, STAND UP!  WE'RE ONLY UTILIZING ABOUT 40% OF OUR COLLECTIVE VOICES HERE SO YOU GUYS STAND UP TO THEN WE CAN GET REALLY LOUD!  GO CATS EVERYONE!"  i always have this strange vision where we're so loud and everyone is yelling their hardest that maybe it would be possible for the stadium to detach from the ground and float into outer space, fueled only by our noise.

GOSH!  It's getting me pumped up just thinking about it.  Plus doing the arm motion feels really cool.  The only time i ever really did the arm motion was during harley day if i was in the front row and i would say some incomprehensible nonsense like "YEAH REV THEM LOUDER! YEAH! K-STATE!" while doing the arms thing.

[sys]

i always have this strange vision where we're so loud and everyone is yelling their hardest that maybe it would be possible for the stadium to detach from the ground and float into outer space, fueled only by our noise.

you'd have really liked ahearn.  not that it was louder (don't think it was).  but with the wooden bleachers, everyone could stomp in unison and if you were in the bleachers, it would feel like the whole world was shaking.  it was very communal.

[DQ12]

it was very communal.

well put.  "communal."  that's perfect. 

and regarding the outer space vision, i know it's ridiculous and impossible and that no matter how loud we yelled we'd never actually go into outer space.  but it's a worthy goal to stride toward. 

and what if it happened? 

[Shacks]

"Argue with the cashier for 10 minutes over an expired/not accepted coupon guy" really pisses me off

This thread is reminding me of those old "Real Men of Genius" commercials

[Shacks]

"Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius
Reeeal Men of Geeeenius!
Today we salute you, Mr. Stand Up For Your Country Guy
Mr. Staaand Up For Your Country Guyyyyy!
Any average American can show his respect by standing up for the men in uniform, but it takes a true American patriot to encourage those who would sit in the presence of our heroes to rise on their feet
Shoooow some respect!
After all, it's obvious that the chiefs soldiers in the military would fall apart and cry themselves to sleep if someone dared to sit when they walked past because they definitely aren't thanked enough for doing their job
Raaaaising their moraleeeee!
Writing the paychecks of our soldiers via taxation doesn't show nearly enough respect or gratefulness, so it's up to you to make sure they are compensated with two feet rather than two cheeks
Thanks thanks thanks!
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr. Stand Up For Your Country Guy, because every parade you go to is extra patriotic and America-loving
Mr. Stand Up for Your Country Guy!"
Bud Light Beer, Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis Missouri

[OK_Cat]