Talked to some big-time Donors last night...

[CNS]

Has anyone's donor friends addressed who will be best at sideline pick up dances or locker room shenanigans?

[MadCat]

Guys I just got off the phone with Robert Griffin and he told me that he recently observed Sams in practice and when he saw Sams throw the ball he fell to his knees and wept because it was so awesome and beautiful a sight.

He's lucky he didn't get stricken blind.

[Mr Bread]

Guys I just got off the phone with Robert Griffin and he told me that he recently observed Sams in practice and when he saw Sams throw the ball he fell to his knees and wept because it was so awesome and beautiful a sight.

Actually heard from his closest confidants (multiple) that this was all cover to hide the fact that he had actually came in response to what he had seen and didn't want anyone to know.  Pretty smooth if you ask me.  "Nope, no oyster in my shorts, just overcome with emotion. Welp, best be going."

[EMAWesome]

Just got off the phone with our biggest donor who just happens to be a huge football fan.  He says Sams makes Robert Griffin look like Collin Klein and that Waters makes Collin Klein look like Robert Griffin.  Long story short, Waters sucks when compared to Sams.

Considering the guy who bounces in and out of the #1 Ahearn Fund spot is pulling his support of KSU, I highly doubt this.

Please elaborate for those not ITK 

[puniraptor]

Guys I just got off the phone with Robert Griffin and he told me that he recently observed Sams in practice and when he saw Sams throw the ball he fell to his knees and wept because it was so awesome and beautiful a sight.

Actually heard from his closest confidants (multiple) that this was all cover to hide the fact that he had actually came in response to what he had seen and didn't want anyone to know.  Pretty smooth if you ask me.  "Nope, no oyster in my shorts, just overcome with emotion. Welp, best be going."

I know this is plausible because it's the same technique I use.

[TheHamburglar]

Just got off the phone with our biggest donor who just happens to be a huge football fan.  He says Sams makes Robert Griffin look like Collin Klein and that Waters makes Collin Klein look like Robert Griffin.  Long story short, Waters sucks when compared to Sams.

Considering the guy who bounces in and out of the #1 Ahearn Fund spot is pulling his support of KSU, I highly doubt this.

Please elaborate for those not ITK 

Lets just say NanoScales COO trying to defraud the federal government and causing it to close in Manhattan wasn't good for KSU.

[eastcat]

Just got off the phone with our biggest donor who just happens to be a huge football fan.  He says Sams makes Robert Griffin look like Collin Klein and that Waters makes Collin Klein look like Robert Griffin.  Long story short, Waters sucks when compared to Sams.

Considering the guy who bounces in and out of the #1 Ahearn Fund spot is pulling his support of KSU, I highly doubt this.

Please elaborate for those not ITK 

Lets just say NanoScales COO trying to defraud the federal government and causing it to close in Manhattan wasn't good for KSU.

Are you referring to the $5,000 desk scandal?

[TheHamburglar]

Just got off the phone with our biggest donor who just happens to be a huge football fan.  He says Sams makes Robert Griffin look like Collin Klein and that Waters makes Collin Klein look like Robert Griffin.  Long story short, Waters sucks when compared to Sams.

Considering the guy who bounces in and out of the #1 Ahearn Fund spot is pulling his support of KSU, I highly doubt this.

Please elaborate for those not ITK 

Lets just say NanoScales COO trying to defraud the federal government and causing it to close in Manhattan wasn't good for KSU.

Are you referring to the $5,000 desk scandal?

I don't know what the desk scandal was. If it was the COO sending fake invoices to the DoD and Dept of HHS, then yes. All I heard was that was the final nail that caused NanoScale to close, then shortly there after I heard a suite in BSFS and the 4 center court, leather sideline fOOD seats will be becoming available. I have also heard that the previous owner of said seats has hit the #1 spot on the Ahearn list before, and the fact they had the 4 best seats in the fOOD leads me to believe that to be true.

[GoodForAnother]

there's a calculator on the ahearn fund site that tells you how much you need to donate to reach a certain ranking...I need to donate something like $10.7 million to get to #1 

[scottwildcat]

there's a calculator on the ahearn fund site that tells you how much you need to donate to reach a certain ranking...I need to donate something like $10.7 million to get to #1 

Hahaha that number wouldn't even be top 15 at any big time school.

[TheHamburglar]

there's a calculator on the ahearn fund site that tells you how much you need to donate to reach a certain ranking...I need to donate something like $10.7 million to get to #1 

Hahaha that number wouldn't even be top 15 at any big time school.

The person I was talking about gives more to tOSU than to KSU. They are around #40 there.

[bucket]

there's a calculator on the ahearn fund site that tells you how much you need to donate to reach a certain ranking...I need to donate something like $10.7 million to get to #1 

Hahaha that number wouldn't even be top 15 at any big time school.

The same calculator tells me I need to donate $87.3 million to get to #1 so maybe GoodForAnother is big time? 

[GoodForAnother]

there's a calculator on the ahearn fund site that tells you how much you need to donate to reach a certain ranking...I need to donate something like $10.7 million to get to #1 

Hahaha that number wouldn't even be top 15 at any big time school.

yeah that's exactly why I went 

there's a calculator on the ahearn fund site that tells you how much you need to donate to reach a certain ranking...I need to donate something like $10.7 million to get to #1 

Hahaha that number wouldn't even be top 15 at any big time school.

The same calculator tells me I need to donate $87.3 million to get to #1 so maybe GoodForAnother is big time? 

no I'm basically bottom of the barrel young alumni status.  for some reason though it looks like it's only showing me what I need to get to #2 even though I'm putting in #1.  maybe it just knows that there's no way it'll ever happen and gives me #2 by default.

[puniraptor]

It's a riddle. The answer is #1 costs your life.

[88wildcat]

I'd be willing to trade Weber to Oregon for Altman and Oregon's cheerleaders.