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Offline FinanceCat

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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #25 on: March 14, 2013, 04:18:30 PM »
I can't seem to make a bad decision picking stocks for my portfolio...  Pretty sure at least half the proceeds should get donated back to the West Side Expansion right?
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #26 on: March 14, 2013, 04:19:16 PM »
Quote from: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #27 on: March 14, 2013, 04:23:29 PM »
massive increase in girth... all chicks care about is girth.
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #28 on: March 14, 2013, 04:25:05 PM »
Quote from: Willesgirl on March 14, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.

Perhaps if we won a chickball title he'd learn to prevent one by sheer thought alone.  It's all in their hands now.
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #29 on: March 14, 2013, 04:25:25 PM »
Quote from: The Big Train on March 14, 2013, 03:54:54 PM
AMC sent me the complete 3rd season of The Walking Dead blu-ray yesterday.  :excited:

Me too.  They also sent me the complete fourth and fifth season.  Everyone wants to be associated with a winner.  Thanks Titletown!

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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #30 on: March 14, 2013, 04:34:50 PM »
Quote from: owl borland on March 14, 2013, 04:23:29 PM
massive increase in girth... all chicks care about is girth.

He ain't gonna hit the bottom of the tuna can but he sure as hell will scrape the sides.
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #31 on: March 14, 2013, 04:38:17 PM »
Quote from: Willesgirl on March 14, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.

Stamina is greatly improved after the first one anyways.   :combofan:
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #32 on: March 14, 2013, 04:52:51 PM »
I grew a third nut!  :D
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #33 on: March 14, 2013, 06:07:07 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on March 14, 2013, 04:52:51 PM
I grew a third nut!  :D

Do the right thing, and donate it to our brother Trim.
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #34 on: March 14, 2013, 06:24:19 PM »
Quote from: Willesgirl on March 14, 2013, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: MadCat on March 14, 2013, 01:27:25 PM
I can now orgasm by sheer thought alone.  No more energy wasted.

I'll bet your girlfriend really appreciates that.

 :lol:
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #35 on: March 14, 2013, 09:17:27 PM »
The bartender at Aggie Station gave me 3 free drinks the other night.
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #36 on: March 14, 2013, 09:22:09 PM »
I get to annoy my jayhawk friends by repeating "double champs" over and over. Also, I am gay now (unrelated?)
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2013, 09:27:00 PM »
Spontaneously grew another inch... down there.  Thanks TITLETOWN!
« Last Edit: March 14, 2013, 09:32:55 PM by Bloodfart »
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2013, 09:53:54 PM »
I'm not the father.  Thanks TITLETOWN!
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2013, 11:23:17 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 14, 2013, 09:53:54 PM
I'm not the father.  Thanks TITLETOWN!
:dance:  :billdance:
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2013, 11:31:48 PM »
sqwawk literally outed

Quote from: Fill My Bill on March 14, 2013, 09:22:09 PM
I get to annoy my jayhawk friends by repeating "double champs" over and over. Also, I am gay now (unrelated?)
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2013, 11:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Bloodfart on March 14, 2013, 09:53:54 PM
I'm not the father.  Thanks TITLETOWN!

If only fanning could say the same thing
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2013, 11:47:20 PM »
I got ripped off over four grand.   :curse:













But it was worth it!!!   :emawkid:
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2013, 08:29:04 AM »
I opened the fridge door a little too fast and the jar of mayo came crashing out of the door but I caught it all ninja-like with my left hand and I WASN'T EVEN LOOKING AT IT.   I even put it back in the door so deftly that the sides of the jar did not even touch the sides of the shelf.  Titletown has my thanks.   :gocho:
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Re: How has your life been affected by all these titles?
« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2013, 08:37:22 AM »
Quote from: Jakesie60 on March 14, 2013, 09:17:27 PM
The bartender at Aggie Station gave me 3 free drinks the other night.

only gave me 1  :curse:
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