Fun with metaphors

[Emo EMAW]

So like imagine you have always had this thing for cute nerdy girls, and you've figured out how to slay them left and right.  You've really been living it up and having a good time.  And your big bro hasn't really been into dating as much because he's been really busy running the family business.  Anyway business really takes off and your big bro names himself to the board and delegates a bunch of responsibility, so he starts dating and is slamming all the really classically beautiful women.  You know the type, big bright eyes, long legs, ample gazongas, those dimples on the lower back (yowza).  You're happy for him.

But then he decides to branch out and starts moving in on your cute nerdy girls.  He's no longer your wingman because he's just always swooping in and stealing babes from you.  Not only that, he's still hooking up with the classic beauties, too.  HE'S HOGGING ALL THE BABES!  Anyway, I think you all know where I was going with this.  I wish you would have some sympathy and compassion in your hearts.

[EMAWmeister]

Guess I never really thought about it like that.

[SabiNation]

 

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Guess I never really thought about it like that.

[EllRobersonisInnocent]

That's a really wordy metaphor, DNR

[MadCat]

 

That's a really wordy metaphor, DNR

It's like KSUblumpkin suddenly acquired a taste for women identical to your own taste.

[SPEmaw]

DNR

[ben ji]

I'm not going to apologize for being successful

[ksucrcoop]

very stupid metaphor imo.

[slobber]

Emo, stick to similes. I can look for "like" or "as" and then I can compare what is before the trigger word to what is after the trigger word. I don't even know where this metaphor starts!

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

That sucks about your brother man but I think this belongs in the Master Dating Thread?

[Cartierfor3]

Its World War II. K-State is America. Pacific theater is Football, European theater is Basketball. Kansas is England (really important in Europe, not helpful in the Pacific). Bill Self is Churchill, oscar Weber is Eisenhower, Currie is Stalin, Arthur Brown is the Atomic Bomb, Rodney is Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan and Will Spradling is Ross from Friends on Band of Brothers.

Boom Metaphored. 

[Lucas Scoopsalot]

Did not read

[chunkles]

when ghost OBz1 KenOBzi and Yoda yell at lUKe hillwalker to turn that goddamn x-wing off and just listen to them for a sec (!!!!) and he doesn't and flies away and yoda says welp, there is another. 

[bubbles4ksu]

i read it and thought it was apt. does everyone hate emo or something? i'm prepared to hate him and this if everyone else does.

[slobber]

I love EMO. I was just asking for a simile. They're easier.

[RickRampus]

Its World War II. K-State is America. Pacific theater is Football, European theater is Basketball. Kansas is England (really important in Europe, not helpful in the Pacific). Bill Self is Churchill, oscar Weber is Eisenhower, Currie is Stalin, Arthur Brown is the Atomic Bomb, Rodney is Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan and Will Spradling is Ross from Friends on Band of Brothers.

Boom Metaphored.

I like this except I'd say sprads is that fptc from Saving Pvt. Ryan that comes along as a translator and doesn't do anything but shoot that guy at the end when it didn't matter. 

[8manpick]

I thought emo's was good, but CF3 came and hit a home run.

[Sandstone Outcropping]

Its World War II. K-State is America. Pacific theater is Football, European theater is Basketball. Kansas is England (really important in Europe, not helpful in the Pacific). Bill Self is Churchill, oscar Weber is Eisenhower, Currie is Stalin, Arthur Brown is the Atomic Bomb, Rodney is Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan and Will Spradling is Ross from Friends on Band of Brothers.

Boom Metaphored.

Frank Martin = George Patton. Slapping people and not giving a damn about what his bosses think.

[EMAWzified]

Still room for FDR (LCBS of course), Hitler, Rommel, Mussolini (Stoops?). Weis fits perfectly as Herman Georing, obese loser living high off an inflated reputation.  I'm afraid Deloss Dodds is Mussolini, 

Its World War II. K-State is America. Pacific theater is Football, European theater is Basketball. Kansas is England (really important in Europe, not helpful in the Pacific). Bill Self is Churchill, oscar Weber is Eisenhower, Currie is Stalin, Arthur Brown is the Atomic Bomb, Rodney is Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan and Will Spradling is Ross from Friends on Band of Brothers.

Boom Metaphored.

Frank Martin = George Patton. Slapping people and not giving a damn about what his bosses think.

[ben ji]

Nice try but The European Theatre was where the majority of the resources were devoted and took priority over the Pacific Theatre so it would be FBall.

[Cartierfor3]

Still room for FDR (LCBS of course), Hitler, Rommel, Mussolini (Stoops?). Weis fits perfectly as Herman Georing, obese loser living high off an inflated reputation.  I'm afraid Deloss Dodds is Mussolini, 

Its World War II. K-State is America. Pacific theater is Football, European theater is Basketball. Kansas is England (really important in Europe, not helpful in the Pacific). Bill Self is Churchill, oscar Weber is Eisenhower, Currie is Stalin, Arthur Brown is the Atomic Bomb, Rodney is Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan and Will Spradling is Ross from Friends on Band of Brothers.

Boom Metaphored.

Frank Martin = George Patton. Slapping people and not giving a damn about what his bosses think.

Football is the Pacific Theater so Stoops cannot be Mussollini. Frank Martin cannot be George Patton. He's more like whoever the general of the Polish army is.

[MadCat]

Still room for FDR (LCBS of course), Hitler, Rommel, Mussolini (Stoops?). Weis fits perfectly as Herman Georing, obese loser living high off an inflated reputation.  I'm afraid Deloss Dodds is Mussolini, 

Its World War II. K-State is America. Pacific theater is Football, European theater is Basketball. Kansas is England (really important in Europe, not helpful in the Pacific). Bill Self is Churchill, oscar Weber is Eisenhower, Currie is Stalin, Arthur Brown is the Atomic Bomb, Rodney is Tom Hanks in Saving Private Ryan and Will Spradling is Ross from Friends on Band of Brothers.

Boom Metaphored.

Frank Martin = George Patton. Slapping people and not giving a damn about what his bosses think.

Football is the Pacific Theater so Stoops cannot be Mussollini. Frank Martin cannot be George Patton. He's more like whoever the general of the Polish army is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W%C5%82adys%C5%82aw_Anders

[GoodForAnother]

Kansas State is like a championship basketball team