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DANICA!
« on: February 18, 2013, 12:52:36 AM »
So, Danica Patrick wins the Daytona 500 Pole. Can she overcome her romance with Ricky Stenhouse to win it all next Sunday? What happens when she's in Turn 4 on the final lap, inches behind Ricky--does she turn him and wreck him, or back off and let him win?


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« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2013, 03:49:58 AM »
I bet her boobs get in the way
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Re: DANICA!
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2013, 10:42:51 PM »
Anyone have a count on number of Danica "on the pole" jokes have been made on gpc?
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Re: DANICA!
« Reply #3 on: February 19, 2013, 12:38:05 AM »
Quote from: joda on February 18, 2013, 10:42:51 PM
Anyone have a count on number of Danica "on the pole" jokes have been made on gpc?

Such pervs at gpc. They see sexual innuendos in everything. Fitz needs to get control of that, and soon.
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Re: DANICA!
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2013, 06:04:17 AM »
good for the sport, or whatever.

Mods, wanna merge with the NASCAR thread nobody posts in? tia

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=10743.msg232739#msg232739
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Re: DANICA!
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2013, 11:01:40 AM »
Quote from: felix rex on February 18, 2013, 03:49:58 AM
I bet her boobs get in the way
Not an issue for her.
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Re: DANICA!
« Reply #6 on: February 21, 2013, 03:32:07 PM »
Quote from: WillieWatanabe on February 19, 2013, 06:04:17 AM
good for the sport, or whatever.

Mods, wanna merge with the NASCAR thread nobody posts in? tia

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=10743.msg232739#msg232739

Don't you "or whatever" me, boy :curse:
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