A NEW, BETTER BOARD!

[Pete]

If we are doing a Rick's List, we must have a "Missed Connections."

I'll start...

Mrs. Chrisle,

Our eyes met at the basketball banquet in KC.  You held my gaze, then did the same to Limestone  You mouthed "want-a-three-way," but before we could say yes your husband started beratting you about how much he hated goEMAW.  We didn't end up getting your number.  Please PM!  We are very discrete.  P.S. By "three-way," you meam like a James McGill and Ell "train," and NOT a balls-touching-in-any-way "three way," correct?

Love this idea (the Missed Connections part - less so the three way)

Well, I feel like our James McGill qualifier covers that part.

[WillieWatanabe]

 

[jtksu]

Two words-  Vagina Monologues.

[CHONGS]

I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)

This will be an added future very soon: Ask an EMAW. 

LOOK FOR IT ON THE BLOG

(It won't be just for dating advice, but entire life advice)

[Poster formerly known as jthutch]

I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)

This will be an added future very soon: Ask an EMAW. 

LOOK FOR IT ON THE BLOG

(It won't be just for dating advice, but entire life advice)

I can see this going very well

[CHONGS]

I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)

This will be an added future very soon: Ask an EMAW. 

LOOK FOR IT ON THE BLOG

(It won't be just for dating advice, but entire life advice)

I can see this going very well

Me too!

[The42Yardstick]

ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks

[CHONGS]

ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks

Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

[The42Yardstick]

ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks

Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

[OK_Cat]

ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks

Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

He's saying to contact OK_Cat, the director of poster relations.

[The42Yardstick]

ombudsman:

how do i get the ombudsman to stop poster intimidating me?

thanks

Thanks for your concern pleb!

I will be straight forward with you.  While I have been ombudsman for only a short while, I have quickly realized that powers that be wallow in a cesspool of corruption and malfeasance.  While I wish I could address your concern directly, at this point in time my attention is directed elsewhere.

Perhaps you should contact our human resources department for some counciling sessions?   

I WISH I COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

He's saying to contact OK_Cat, the director of poster relations.

Head of Poster Relations,

How do I become a better poster? thx

[OK_Cat]

From my viewpoint as a veteran elite, I'd say that there are several keys to quality posting:

1) capital letters ALWAYS get the point across

2) numbered lists are the best way to get everyone's attention

3) if you wouldn't say it to your grandma's face, then it is quality bbs'ing

4) find your "thing" and stick with it

[WildCatzPhreak]

Please make the board look more like this:

http://wonder-tonic.com/geocitiesizer/content.php?theme=2&url=http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php

Thx.

[Dugout DickStone]

I'd like to hear about good lunch deals in my area (64114)

[The42Yardstick]

If I take a dump on a passed out Nebraska fan tonight, will I get an upgrade in poster elite status? I want to go from "platinum" to "black." i'm not sure who should answer this question, probably the person in charge of the Poster Classification Agency

[OK_Cat]

If I take a dump on a passed out Nebraska fan tonight, will I get an upgrade in poster elite status? I want to go from "platinum" to "black." i'm not sure who should answer this question, probably the person in charge of the Poster Classification Agency

This.  Is.  Awkward.

Steve Dave must have forgotten to tell you before he left for his "vacation."  You've been named the head of the Poster Classification Agency.

 

[The42Yardstick]

If I take a dump on a passed out Nebraska fan tonight, will I get an upgrade in poster elite status? I want to go from "platinum" to "black." i'm not sure who should answer this question, probably the person in charge of the Poster Classification Agency

This.  Is.  Awkward.

Steve Dave must have forgotten to tell you before he left for his "vacation."  You've been named the head of the Poster Classification Agency.

 

I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS


...but i will abuse the crap out of it

[Pete]

Brodrick is going into surgery now (12 noon Monday 10-11-10.)

If you were serious about the prayer board, the time is NOW.

[8manpick]

I'm bumping this because someone linked to the missed connections in the best posts of all time thread and I really enjoyed reading the whole thread.  Tons of good ideas in here, at least one of which has pretty much come to fruition!  Enjoy reading or re-reading, friends

I think we should have a dating board where fellas can get advice on how to handle situations with women. (farting in bed, jealous exboyfriends... etc...)