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Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« on: October 17, 2012, 10:55:00 AM »
http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/house_murray_calls_kelly_lynch_husband_xSwp3gxt9exE7mKVE4ICnI

The 1989 action hit "Road House" still makes the rounds on TV quite often, be it on AMC or one of the premium cable channels.

And that is bad news for one of the movie’s stars, Kelly Lynch, and worse news for her husband, writer and producer Mitch Glazer. Lynch, who played the love interest of Patrick Swayze in the film, revealed that every time the movie pops up on cable that Bill Murray or one of his brothers calls Glazer.

"By the way, speaking of Bill Murray, every time "Road House" is on and he or one of his idiot brothers are watching TV— and they’re always watching TV — one of them calls my husband and says [In a reasonable approximation of Carl Spackler (Murray’s character in "Caddyshack")], ‘Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now. They’re doing it. He’s throwing her against the rocks,’" Lynch said in an interview with AVClub.com to promote her Starz show "Magic City."

At this point in the AV Club interview, Glazer overhears what Lynch is talking about and relays a story to his wife.

"Mitch was just walking out the door to the set, and he said that Bill once called him from Russia," Lynch, 54, said.

Fortunately for Lynch and Glazer, "Road House" is not set to air in the next couple of weeks according to TVGuide.com. But it will return to the listings soon.

"I dread it. If I know it’s coming on—and I can tell when it’s coming on, because it blows up on Twitter when it is—I’m just like, "Oh, my God…" And God help me when AMC’s doing their Road House marathon, because I know the phone is just going to keep ringing. It doesn’t matter if it’s 2 or 3 in morning. "Hi, Kelly’s having sex with Patrick Swayze right now…" Lynch said.


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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2012, 11:13:12 AM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.
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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2012, 11:16:25 AM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.

did you know he is super EMAW? well, he is. also brian doyle.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2012, 11:16:51 AM »
No wonder he wants to be affiliated with EMAW so badly.

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« Reply #4 on: October 17, 2012, 11:23:47 AM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.

did you know he is super EMAW? well, he is. also brian doyle.

He was a huge bandwagon Illinois fan during the NC game run.  Was courtside for their NCAA games decked out in Illini gear. 
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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2012, 11:25:55 AM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.

did you know he is super EMAW? well, he is. also brian doyle.

He was a huge bandwagon Illinois fan during the NC game run.  Was courtside for their NCAA games decked out in Illini gear.

brian doyle's GF or Fiance or something went to KSU in vet school and would be seen about town all the time. Bill came in for her graduation. EMAW'd his face off. Told me he liked us way better than Illinois fwiw. Nobody else was around when he said it.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #6 on: October 17, 2012, 11:37:11 AM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.

did you know he is super EMAW? well, he is. also brian doyle.

He was a huge bandwagon Illinois fan during the NC game run.  Was courtside for their NCAA games decked out in Illini gear. 

In esquire a couple months ago he couldn't stop talking about how elite Manhattan, KS is and the comedy talent hot bed that exists here.  Basically an EMAW from MHK went to chicago and taught all their improvs how to do comedy

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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2012, 11:53:05 AM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.

did you know he is super EMAW? well, he is. also brian doyle.

He was a huge bandwagon Illinois fan during the NC game run.  Was courtside for their NCAA games decked out in Illini gear.

brian doyle's GF or Fiance or something went to KSU in vet school and would be seen about town all the time. Bill came in for her graduation. EMAW'd his face off. Told me he liked us way better than Illinois fwiw. Nobody else was around when he said it.

Yeah.  He was only interested when they were really good.  They're not now, so I imagine he couldn't care less.  I can relate.  Winners hang with winners. 
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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2012, 12:28:39 PM »
Can confirm that Bill Murray is a huge EMAW. I cooked his Bananna's Foster one night at Coco Bolos, probably one of the highlights of my life so far.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2012, 12:45:54 PM »
I don't think Bill Murray is the king of trolling.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2012, 01:34:02 PM »
Obligatory post of Murray speaking at Manhattan High.  Love when he drops the hammer on the MHS kids for not being a more intimidating basketball crowd...

"I'm thankful our MHK forefathers had the foresight to lynch white dudes so that we might be able to throw up the mob with a clear conscience."

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2012, 02:12:23 PM »
I don't think Bill Murray is the king of trolling.
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Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #12 on: October 17, 2012, 02:15:08 PM »
A young Deante Burton gets a lot of face time in that vid

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Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #13 on: October 17, 2012, 02:15:27 PM »
A young Deante Burton gets a lot of face time in that vid   

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« Reply #14 on: October 17, 2012, 05:21:39 PM »
I wish Bill Murray was my friend just for that.

did you know he is super EMAW? well, he is. also brian doyle.

He was a huge bandwagon Illinois fan during the NC game run.  Was courtside for their NCAA games decked out in Illini gear.

brian doyle's GF or Fiance or something went to KSU in vet school and would be seen about town all the time. Bill came in for her graduation. EMAW'd his face off. Told me he liked us way better than Illinois fwiw. Nobody else was around when he said it.

The weekend Brian's wife graduated Bill rented out So Long (and their basement). Then about 2 weeks later Bill's wife files for divorce citing infidelity and drug use. Least shocking thing I've ever heard.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2012, 07:08:28 AM »
I posted this article before things went crazy here yesterday. I think it's safe to say, Bill Murray would bow down to goEMAW.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2012, 11:21:19 AM »
Things like this are the reason I am obsessed with Bill Murray. Prank phone calls, fighting Chevy Chase and generally being a badass.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #18 on: February 08, 2013, 11:24:54 AM »
The whole Chive thing is pretty weird.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #19 on: February 08, 2013, 11:27:16 AM »
i feel like, if asked, Bill Murray would sign up at goEMAW.com


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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #20 on: February 08, 2013, 11:28:07 AM »
what an awesome guy

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2013, 11:34:15 AM »
This is my favorite time of year as a Bill Murray fan. He's such a character at the Pebble Beach Pro-Am that Bill is.

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Re: Is Bill Murray "king" of trolling?
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 03:40:03 PM »
Oh, Bill. What a stud!