best color binky for baby?

[pissclams]

oh hey guys.   i'm heading over to buy buy baby this afternoon and was wondering what you cats thought the best color binky is for my baby?  any input is appreciated. 

does green send too strong of a message?
does an orange binky scary baby?  will baby have nightmares?
thoughts on a striped binky for baby?

i want mother and baby to be comfortable and baby needs a binky!

thanks guys!

[Winters]

This will sound a bit cliché  but purple. why you ask? Purple is the color of good judgment. Purple has been used to symbolize magic and mystery, as well as royalty. Most children love the color purple.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

just glad clams is being an active teen father.

[The Big Train]

congrats on the baby!

also make sure to get one that never lands on the tit part.

[AppleJack]

omg we use Wubbanub's!

pissclams - these things are rough ridin' adorable. We have a lamb one, a puppy one and a monkey one! 

[Mrs. Gooch]

This will sound a bit cliché  but purple. why you ask? Purple is the color of good judgment. Purple has been used to symbolize magic and mystery, as well as royalty. Most children love the color purple.

I think Winters is right here. I mean you can't choose pink for a girl or blue for a boy because then you are being stereotypical and forcing your child to conform the societal gender norms.

[Cire]

congratulations pissclams

fatherhood is really cool.

[OK_Cat]

get one that looks like hillbilly teeth

[CHONGS]

Boy -> Pink
Girl -> Blue
Raccoon -> Green
Piglet -> Brown
Gosling -> Black
Tadpole -> Clear
Lamb -> White
Kitten -> Purple
Puppy -> Gray
Dwarf Hamster -> Red

[Emo EMAW]

WTF is a binky?

[420seriouscat69]

WTF is a binky?

[Mrs. Gooch]

That's the Brain (and his partner's name is Pinky).

[The Big Train]

 

[Emo EMAW]

Just looked it up.  This is the correct answer:

[Mrs. Gooch]

At first I thought he was talking about a blanket because some kids call their blanket a binky, and TBT's comment about the tit part made no sense at all.

[pissclams]

that's guys for the great binky recommendos because i'm cataloging them, all  of this is also research for a new binky book i'm penning!

more info, please-  baby needs a binky!  i don't know how my beautiful wife and i are going to pay for it and which account it should be paid for out of so anyone with any recommendo on binky financing, please- this is your thread too!   

thanks guys, oh hey! 

[meow meow]

def purple binkies, and 'clams, you're gonna want to get a bunch of them, like 20 or so.

[meow meow]

as for financing, maybe you can get the store to cut you a steep discount if you negotiate for the binkies with cash?  #babyonabudget

[420seriouscat69]

That's the Brain (and his partner's name is Pinky).

[yoEMAW]

Clams, don't worry about financing. Start a registry at buy buy baby and just straight fill it with binkys (binkies?). Then, have the wife's friends or family throw a couple baby showers for her and you will most likely get at least one binky for free. It will probably mostly be clothes and other crap you didn't register for, but I can just about guarantee a free binky in there somewhere with this strategy.