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Offline AppleJack

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« on: December 29, 2012, 05:05:25 PM »
I was asked to go today with sisters, niece/nephews, etc. I said sure why not as I have never been before.

eff paintball. I got shot right in the balls and they are a color purple I have never seen before. I have a huge welt on my sternum and got shot right in the adam's apple. I will never go again and I am angry and I want to fight someone.


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Re: Paintball
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2012, 05:11:43 PM »
Sounds like you aren't very good at it. It's more fun if you aren't bad at it.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2012, 05:25:13 PM »
wear appropriate clothing and PPE dumbass
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2012, 05:29:08 PM »
D&D dorks laugh at paintball dorks.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2012, 05:30:21 PM »
Is PPE a generic acronym? I work for a large shipping company. I've never heard it used elsewhere, until today.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2012, 05:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Metalhead on December 29, 2012, 05:30:21 PM
Is PPE a generic acronym? I work for a large shipping company. I've never heard it used elsewhere, until today.
It's used road construction frequently.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2012, 05:53:30 PM »
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on December 29, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
wear appropriate clothing and PPE dumbass

I was wearing little jean shorts and a tank top. What the eff else would I wear?
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2012, 05:57:17 PM »
Personal protective equipt

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Re: Paintball
« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2012, 06:38:00 PM »
Quote from: AppleJack on December 29, 2012, 05:53:30 PM
Quote from: Mikeyis4dcats on December 29, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
wear appropriate clothing and PPE dumbass

I was wearing little jean shorts and a tank top. What the eff else would I wear?

loose clothing to protect your balls would be a start...
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2012, 08:15:30 PM »
Yep.  Paintball won't be my 2013 hobby.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2012, 08:50:02 PM »
It helps if you move around like this guy ---> :dance:
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2012, 08:55:32 PM »
If you ever do paintball again make sure the dipshit handing out the guns checks to make sure the pressures are all the same.  It sucked when my gun would just bounce balls off oponents while their guns were blowing chunks of flesh from my body.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #12 on: December 30, 2012, 08:46:27 AM »
were you playing at a field in NE Kansas? 

And it really does suck when the field doesn't use a chronograph to check their guns.  It creates a really bad atmosphere.  It gets a lot better.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #13 on: December 30, 2012, 10:58:24 AM »
Will want to be near AJ when zombie apocalypse happens.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #14 on: December 30, 2012, 11:07:38 AM »
I should note that I got really bored just hanging back and shooting behind barrels and whatnot so I charged up into the teeth of the fight cuz im a baller like that. The good news is that my balls coloration seems to have normalized. A day later the only thing that still hurts is when I got hit in the knuckle. It looks like I played bloody knuckles with Andre the Giant. God bless America.
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Re: Paintball
« Reply #15 on: December 30, 2012, 11:20:35 AM »
Well for a new reason, I still want to be near AJ at zombie apocalypse.

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