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« on: December 06, 2013, 05:51:39 PM »
How much to you hate your local weatherguy/gal this time of year?  Not because of the weather, but because of how much they ham up the weather forecast.  You'd think people routinely run up and punch this guy in the face then buy him a beer for how often he apologizes for weather with a giggle.  JFC

"It's COLD!! OMG! I'm sorry guys (haha, its not really my fault guise) I mean WOW! COLD!"   I was watching today and after the segment the guy asked the anchorwoman not to "give him the cold shoulder", because of the weather. Jesus, i want to watch the news, not hear about how you compensate for your useless position a few times per year.

Another thing, why is there even a special weather guy?  I guess theres a sports guy, but thats because sports people (Lets face it, we're a little off center for obsessing about sports) are weird.  But there aren't weather groupies, unless you count hillbillies that drive around begging the sky to pluck them from the earth every spring.  Couldn't the regular anchor just say "yeah, its gonna snow, anyways, important crap..."

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2013, 05:55:36 PM »
P.S - I'm talking about this bad person

http://www.ksn.com/our-team/dave-freeman/

Fun fact:  He puts cotton balls in his lower cheeks for god knows what reasons and it makes him sound like a complete dork. I mean seriously, you guys.

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2013, 07:19:58 PM »
How do you know he puts the cotton in his mouth?
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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2013, 07:22:03 PM »
You should take this energy and direct it to something more positive, Herr.

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2013, 07:22:36 PM »
Also, I remember Dave Freeman visiting my high school! :D

 But not my class for some reason. :frown:

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2013, 07:22:55 PM »
Who watches the news?

Also the weather is the most popular part of the news broadcast because its like what every peasant uses as a go to conversation piece.


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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2013, 07:24:22 PM »
I cannot relate at all.  I don't watch news of any kind.  Not even the local fuckos.
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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2013, 08:47:14 PM »
Weather app on phone killed all need to ever watch the locals again.  I will say that Lezak was super weird w his dogs and the other dumbfuck anchors went with it and started integrating dogs into news banter in a weird way.  Thank God for internet. 
 

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2013, 09:19:39 PM »
I enjoy Lezak's spot  on the  border patrol

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2013, 03:53:29 PM »
How do you know he puts the cotton in his mouth?

You can actually see them sometimes.    :sdeek:

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2013, 03:59:31 PM »
how many grandkids do you guys think herrsonntag has?
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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2013, 04:16:37 PM »
OMG seven!

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2013, 05:28:25 PM »
i love the weather.  and i like talking about it pretty much more than i like talking about anything else.
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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #13 on: December 07, 2013, 06:40:25 PM »
Dave Freeman did a really good job during the Greensburg tornado.  But i suppose i agree weatherman/anchor small talk is stupid.
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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #14 on: December 07, 2013, 08:52:47 PM »
How much to you hate your local weatherguy/gal this time of year?  Not because of the weather, but because of how much they ham up the weather forecast.  You'd think people routinely run up and punch this guy in the face then buy him a beer for how often he apologizes for weather with a giggle.  JFC

"It's COLD!! OMG! I'm sorry guys (haha, its not really my fault guise) I mean WOW! COLD!"   I was watching today and after the segment the guy asked the anchorwoman not to "give him the cold shoulder", because of the weather. Jesus, i want to watch the news, not hear about how you compensate for your useless position a few times per year.

Another thing, why is there even a special weather guy?  I guess theres a sports guy, but thats because sports people (Lets face it, we're a little off center for obsessing about sports) are weird.  But there aren't weather groupies, unless you count hillbillies that drive around begging the sky to pluck them from the earth every spring.  Couldn't the regular anchor just say "yeah, its gonna snow, anyways, important crap..."

Feel free to post your weather anchor favorites here.

I hope you're not serious, man. Most people still go to local TV when there is severe weather, and the National Weather Service relies on the media to help get the word out on warnings. Can't have someone who doesn't know what they're talking about (regular anchors) spewing about the weather. The weather guy is the most important on-camera person, like it's not even close.

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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #15 on: December 07, 2013, 09:26:22 PM »
How much to you hate your local weatherguy/gal this time of year?  Not because of the weather, but because of how much they ham up the weather forecast.  You'd think people routinely run up and punch this guy in the face then buy him a beer for how often he apologizes for weather with a giggle.  JFC

"It's COLD!! OMG! I'm sorry guys (haha, its not really my fault guise) I mean WOW! COLD!"   I was watching today and after the segment the guy asked the anchorwoman not to "give him the cold shoulder", because of the weather. Jesus, i want to watch the news, not hear about how you compensate for your useless position a few times per year.

Another thing, why is there even a special weather guy?  I guess theres a sports guy, but thats because sports people (Lets face it, we're a little off center for obsessing about sports) are weird.  But there aren't weather groupies, unless you count hillbillies that drive around begging the sky to pluck them from the earth every spring.  Couldn't the regular anchor just say "yeah, its gonna snow, anyways, important crap..."

Feel free to post your weather anchor favorites here.

I hope you're not serious, man. Most people still go to local TV when there is severe weather, and the National Weather Service relies on the media to help get the word out on warnings. Can't have someone who doesn't know what they're talking about (regular anchors) spewing about the weather. The weather guy is the most important on-camera person, like it's not even close.
I know, i was speaking out of hurt.  :blush:


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Re: Weatherpersons
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2013, 09:37:19 PM »
How much to you hate your local weatherguy/gal this time of year?  Not because of the weather, but because of how much they ham up the weather forecast.  You'd think people routinely run up and punch this guy in the face then buy him a beer for how often he apologizes for weather with a giggle.  JFC

"It's COLD!! OMG! I'm sorry guys (haha, its not really my fault guise) I mean WOW! COLD!"   I was watching today and after the segment the guy asked the anchorwoman not to "give him the cold shoulder", because of the weather. Jesus, i want to watch the news, not hear about how you compensate for your useless position a few times per year.

Another thing, why is there even a special weather guy?  I guess theres a sports guy, but thats because sports people (Lets face it, we're a little off center for obsessing about sports) are weird.  But there aren't weather groupies, unless you count hillbillies that drive around begging the sky to pluck them from the earth every spring.  Couldn't the regular anchor just say "yeah, its gonna snow, anyways, important crap..."

Feel free to post your weather anchor favorites here.

I hope you're not serious, man. Most people still go to local TV when there is severe weather, and the National Weather Service relies on the media to help get the word out on warnings. Can't have someone who doesn't know what they're talking about (regular anchors) spewing about the weather. The weather guy is the most important on-camera person, like it's not even close.
I know, i was speaking out of hurt.  :blush:



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