Guns Down? Upside-down roc-a-fella? Weird way to block out sun?

[CNS]

Wierd that Theta would make their hand sig a vagina/sign for Doege. 

[EMAWmeister]

Wierd that Theta would make their hand sig a vagina/sign for Doege.

Or kind of elite

[mocat]

i find mocat's alleged knowledge of the "theta kite thing" to be very creepy

dated a theta for 3 years

[pissclams]

i find mocat's alleged knowledge of the "theta kite thing" to be very creepy

dated a theta for 3 years

that doesn't explain anything

[mocat]

i find mocat's alleged knowledge of the "theta kite thing" to be very creepy

dated a theta for 3 years

that doesn't explain anything

it does if you're not a complete dumbass like pissclams over here, LOL

[Super PurpleCat]

Are you sure she wasn't a Thetan?

[puniraptor]

why is their theta mascot a kite?

[pissclams]

i find mocat's alleged knowledge of the "theta kite thing" to be very creepy

dated a theta for 3 years

that doesn't explain anything

it does if you're not a complete dumbass like pissclams over here, LOL

do you have any other sorrority traditions/factoids you'd like to share with us fellas here on the football board?

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

why is their theta mascot a kite?

Four founding sisters. It's one of their secrets, I think. The other secrets involve the assassination of JFK.

[MadCat]

Are you sure she wasn't a Thetan?

Scientologists cheer among us! 

She was obviously summoning Cthulhu.

[Dugout DickStone]

why is their theta mascot a kite?

Four founding sisters. It's one of their secrets, I think. The other secrets involve the assassination of JFK.

I thought that was the KKG's.  I went to some Kite and Key parties.  Just did it for the party favors.

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

why is their theta mascot a kite?

Four founding sisters. It's one of their secrets, I think. The other secrets involve the assassination of JFK.

I thought that was the KKG's.  I went to some Kite and Key parties.  Just did it for the party favors.

Are you asking if KKG assassinated JFK in collaboration with Theta? I can't speak to that.

[Trim]

PISTOLS DOWN, WHATEVER AGGIE OSU IS!

[Stevesie60]

She's trying to figure out how to do The Itsy Bitsy Spider hand motions.

[Dugout DickStone]

why is their theta mascot a kite?

Four founding sisters. It's one of their secrets, I think. The other secrets involve the assassination of JFK.

I thought that was the KKG's.  I went to some Kite and Key parties.  Just did it for the party favors.

Are you asking if KKG assassinated JFK in collaboration with Theta? I can't speak to that.

I think we all know the only house blood thirsty enough to assasinate a sitting President is the Pi Phis.  They have all but admitted to killing Lincoln.

[Asteriskhead]

MadCat's Cthulu theory seems to be the most probable. Our defense, as a collective, bears a resemblance to Lovecraft's monster.

[Rams]

lotsa creep going on in this thread. 

[mocat]

lotsa creep going on in this thread. 

yeah because i dated a theta and hung out with thetas throughout college i am a creeper.

felix rex is creepy for knowing stuff about egypt! 

[Trim]

Dage is such a puss!

[Emo EMAW]

Theta founded by FIJI's sister or some crap.  I remember very well the stuff I was hazed to remember.

[CNS]

She's trying to figure out how to do The Itsy Bitsy Spider hand motions.

It's always kinda embarrassing when trying to relate the story of Itsy Bitsy Spider to someone and you end up getting stuck on vagina.

I feel bad for the girl.