Hubert and Klein Injuries

[Winters]

We could start highsteppercat. I hear that his dad says he can throw a football over any mountain top.

I've been told he can outrun a cheetah.

[cDubya]

We could start highsteppercat. I hear that his dad says he can throw a football over any mountain top.

[cvmcat]

Just curious, but if CK happened to get decapitated during a game, how long would it be before he came back in?  One series? Two? 

[MadCat]

Just curious, but if CK happened to get decapitated during a game, how long would it be before he came back in?  One series? Two?

He'd definitely need to sit out for a play.

[cvmcat]

Just curious, but if CK happened to get decapitated during a game, how long would it be before he came back in?  One series? Two?

He'd definitely need to sit out for a play.

We'd probably have to get a ruling if his helmet stayed on his head.

[MadCat]

Just curious, but if CK happened to get decapitated during a game, how long would it be before he came back in?  One series? Two?

He'd definitely need to sit out for a play.

We'd probably have to get a ruling if his helmet stayed on his head.

If the clock is allowed to continue, I think it's fair. 

[J]

Just curious, but if CK happened to get decapitated during a game, how long would it be before he came back in?  One series? Two?

He'd definitely need to sit out for a play.

I think by rule it's two. One if you lose your helmet and two if you lose the whole thing. IIRC

He'd be calling the plays from the sidelines still tho

[jde512]

I wonder if CK would grow back two heads like the Hydra or just one like a skink's tail?  Most likely, LHCBS would do some sort of incantation and it would reattatch without leaving a scar.  In any case, it would make a hell of a highlight reel.

[MadCat]

I wonder if CK would grow back two heads like the Hydra or just one like a skink's tail?  Most likely, LHCBS would do some sort of incantation and it would reattatch without leaving a scar.  In any case, it would make a hell of a highlight reel.

  The whole team would huddle around the homunculus so no one could see what's going on and the scheme doctor would quietly slip in.  Then they would all disperse and CK would be whole again. 

[CNS]

I wonder if CK would grow back two heads like the Hydra or just one like a skink's tail?  Most likely, LHCBS would do some sort of incantation and it would reattatch without leaving a scar.  In any case, it would make a hell of a highlight reel.

  The whole team would huddle around the homunculus so no one could see what's going on and the scheme doctor would quietly slip in.  Then they would all disperse and CK would be whole again. 

Guys, it wouldn't work like that.  Get real.  I mean, he would be out at least until the other team was able to have an offensive series in which Arthur killed another receiver.

I mean, a life for a life...

[Frankenklein]

    It's pretty obvious that Snyder told Klein to fake an injury the Sams said hey coach can I try faking one too.Stupid Tubberville was probably spending the week prepping for Johnson but now you guys put high stepper cat on his radar and he's all confused

[EllToPay]

I hear that his dad says he can throw a football over any mountain top.

[MadCat]

    It's pretty obvious that Snyder told Klein to fake an injury the Sams said hey coach can I try faking one too.Stupid Tubberville was probably spending the week prepping for Johnson but now you guys put high stepper cat on his radar and he's all confused

HighstepperCat is hard to tackle...focus on fundamentals. 

[Frankenklein]

    It's pretty obvious that Snyder told Klein to fake an injury the Sams said hey coach can I try faking one too.Stupid Tubberville was probably spending the week prepping for Johnson but now you guys put high stepper cat on his radar and he's all confused

HighstepperCat is hard to tackle...focus on fundamentals. 

Coach is gonna need to have a talk with the refs before the game and let them know that Highsteppercat isn't trying to taunt people he just runs like that

[Lrrrrman]

Brandon Harold just called...say's he is coming back for real this time.

[420seriouscat69]

I hear that his dad says he can throw a football over any mountain top.

Highsteppercat dad outed.

[J]

Brandon Harold just called...say's he is coming back for real this time.

 

[Katpappy]

klein was wearing a softcast today.. and hubert was wearing a hairnet, take it fwiw..

Oh god don't tell me something is wrong with Hubert.  Also, not worried about Klein. 

[Katpappy]

This is probably a HIPPA violation or something but a doctor buddy of mine stopped by my place last night and showed me an x ray taken on Klein after the team got back from West Virginia.  Sorry.  T's and P's.

Thank god it's only broken and not a compound break.   
This is a good time to Pro-tip everyone posting in this thread.  There may be TTU spies lurking on this board.  With all this inside info. we're giving out, they may take it back to their bored and use this to hurt the Kats.  Let's keep this insider info. to a minium.   

[MadCat]

Maybe it's compound anteriorly or posteriorly.

[Katpappy]

Maybe it's compound anteriorly or posteriorly.

Sounds medically confusing.  Hope those Techies don't figure it out.