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we have any small time attorney cats in the KCMO area?
« on: October 18, 2012, 04:02:29 PM »
I have a question about a speeding ticket. 


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Re: we have any small time attorney cats in the KCMO area?
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 04:13:09 PM »
cant decide to go with the spying ipad angle or the plumber in pratt angle

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Re: we have any small time attorney cats in the KCMO area?
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 07:39:53 PM »
I have a question about a speeding ticket.

Were you speeding?

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« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 07:43:37 PM »
Find out if the judge or cop is female.  If either are, call fanning. 
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2012, 08:13:33 PM »
cant decide to go with the spying ipad angle or the plumber in pratt angle

you mean I should post this on the main football board instead of our off sports topic section to get more views?  Thanks for the info!!!


I have a question about a speeding ticket.

Were you speeding?
Yes, I would like to see what my options are and sling some business to an EMAW attorney cat since the local  court was less than forthcoming with information.

Find out if the judge or cop is female.  If either are, call fanning. 
we don't need to add a paternity issue to this too
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Re: we have any small time attorney cats in the KCMO area?
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2012, 10:54:26 PM »

I have a question about a speeding ticket.

Were you speeding?
Yes, I would like to see what my options are and sling some business to an EMAW attorney cat since the local  court was less than forthcoming with information.

So you got a ticket for speeding, admit you were speeding but want to pay someone to get confirmation from the court that speeding is against the law?

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« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 08:34:52 AM »
yeah, just pay double and get it off your record. its pretty straight forward. nobody asks for a plumber in pratt if all they need to do is replace a water filter, omg

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« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 07:59:58 PM »
yeah, just pay double and get it off your record. its pretty straight forward. nobody asks for a plumber in pratt if all they need to do is replace a water filter, omg
yeah accept when I called the court clerk they wouldn't tell me anything and the only response I got was "you have to hire an attorney", so why don't we quit with the dumbass shtick. 
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Re: we have any small time attorney cats in the KCMO area?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2012, 08:04:36 PM »
yeah, just pay double and get it off your record. its pretty straight forward. nobody asks for a plumber in pratt if all they need to do is replace a water filter, omg
yeah **accept** when I called the court clerk they wouldn't tell me anything and the only response I got was "you have to hire an attorney", so why don't we quit with the dumbass shtick.

well dont accept what she said. Pay double and you dont have to worry about it. ben ji's lil bro is a complete dumbass and has spent over 10k in the past 5 years doubling speeding tickets to keep them off the insurance*, pretty sure he never even consulted the internet before figuring that out.

* Thats in KS, not sure about MO
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« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2012, 08:20:34 PM »
* Thats in KS, not sure about MO

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« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2012, 08:23:19 PM »
yeah, just pay double and get it off your record. its pretty straight forward. nobody asks for a plumber in pratt if all they need to do is replace a water filter, omg
yeah **accept** when I called the court clerk they wouldn't tell me anything and the only response I got was "you have to hire an attorney", so why don't we quit with the dumbass shtick.

well dont accept what she said. Pay double and you dont have to worry about it. ben ji's lil bro is a complete dumbass and has spent over 10k in the past 5 years doubling speeding tickets to keep them off the insurance*, pretty sure he never even consulted the internet before figuring that out.

* Thats in KS, not sure about MO
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the last time I had to deal with this was in Wabaunsee county/Alma, very cool, they even let me file it late for a complete dismissal. 

Randolph rough ridin' Missouri isn't as easy to deal with.

People need to quit being asshats around here for no reason.  People should have figured it out when I said I already contacted the court and they were less than forthcoming with my options.  I have the a number for a KCMO attorney, but I figured I would help any emaw attorney cats working their way up, 'cutting their teeth' if you will in traffic court becoming big shot attorney cats.
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« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2012, 08:26:19 PM »
yeah, just pay double and get it off your record. its pretty straight forward. nobody asks for a plumber in pratt if all they need to do is replace a water filter, omg
yeah **accept** when I called the court clerk they wouldn't tell me anything and the only response I got was "you have to hire an attorney", so why don't we quit with the dumbass shtick.

well dont accept what she said. Pay double and you dont have to worry about it. ben ji's lil bro is a complete dumbass and has spent over 10k in the past 5 years doubling speeding tickets to keep them off the insurance*, pretty sure he never even consulted the internet before figuring that out.

* Thats in KS, not sure about MO
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10k?!  Holy crap.  That's nuts. 

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« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2012, 08:27:54 PM »
You should be talking to the prosecutor, not the clerk.

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Re: we have any small time attorney cats in the KCMO area?
« Reply #17 on: October 19, 2012, 08:43:54 PM »
You should be talking to the prosecutor, not the clerk.
well I called the number on the ticket  :dunno:  I'll see what the google tells me for other people to contact and follow up monday.  I have a feeling from stories I've already heard, its a small interconnected office so I would assume the woman who answered the phone could have just handed the call over her cubicle wall to the prosecutor. 

I mean the last time I had to deal with this, they were very cool about it.  The number on the ticket got my in touch with the right people, and like I said, they even accepted my submission late. 
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« Reply #18 on: October 19, 2012, 09:15:56 PM »
You should be talking to the prosecutor, not the clerk.
well I called the number on the ticket  :dunno:  I'll see what the google tells me for other people to contact and follow up monday.  I have a feeling from stories I've already heard, its a small interconnected office so I would assume the woman who answered the phone could have just handed the call over her cubicle wall to the prosecutor. 

I mean the last time I had to deal with this, they were very cool about it.  The number on the ticket got my in touch with the right people, and like I said, they even accepted my submission late.

Randolph's police station shares a trailer with city hall. It will be the same person.

I dont see why it should matter though, you probably won double what the ticket costs at the boats that night.