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Coach B-Dog
« on: October 12, 2012, 04:21:49 AM »
Do you guys give him a ride to the nursing home? or do you make him call his own cab? Either way I feel like this is old people cruelty. If you think he is a high quality coach then I worry for the children in your state.

The only question I have is how do you expect to raise a generation of children who look up to Forrest Gump as an intelligent figure. If you need donations towards improving your average IQ of 68, I am more than willing to produce one of these [gif]http://goEMAW.com/forum/Smileys/goEMAW/Fbomb.gif you[/gif]

By the way, I hope sometime your "janky" forum can join the rest of us in the modern world.


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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2012, 04:33:15 AM »
why are all ISU fans horrible at using BBS features?
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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2012, 05:38:59 AM »
I can confirm that all Iowa State fans are this bad at message boarding

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2012, 06:10:39 AM »
look, I can stand a lot of things, but someone calling this board "janky" crosses the goddamn line.  big time.  watch your back, costco manager. 
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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2012, 06:17:11 AM »
Iowa is full of poors, no way they can get into a costco.

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2012, 06:18:14 AM »
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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2012, 06:23:10 AM »
I can confirm that all Iowa State fans are this bad at message boarding

Pffffft.  SD it clearly says he's a NU fan under his name.  Are you suggesting that's a lie?  Next you're going to tell me you don't think he actually manages a Costco and isn't really concerned about LHCBS's welfare.   :lol:
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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2012, 10:57:50 AM »
I'm feeling like SD needs to take his ball kicking on the road to these guys.

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2012, 11:02:04 AM »
I'm feeling like SD needs to take his ball kicking on the road to these guys.

I know for a fact sd won't get near that dumphole.

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2012, 11:04:38 AM »
Does Bill still have a contract with Cadillac?  He used to get a new one every year or so IIRC.  I bet he drives that thing 25 mph no matter what road he is on.  You youngsters can just wait  :shakesfist:

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2012, 11:14:43 AM »
I love Costco.

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2012, 11:16:42 AM »
I love Costco.

Totally.  I don't go often but if I knew a manager......

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2012, 11:35:44 AM »
I love Costco.

Totally.  I don't go often but if I knew a manager......

I have a Costco Premium Membership.

That's how I roll.

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2012, 11:37:33 AM »
I love Costco.

Totally.  I don't go often but if I knew a manager......

I have a Costco Premium Membership.

That's how I roll.
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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2012, 01:12:23 PM »
Does Bill still have a contract with Cadillac?  He used to get a new one every year or so IIRC.  I bet he drives that thing 25 mph no matter what road he is on.  You youngsters can just wait  :shakesfist:

When I walked by his spot at the NT game, he had a 2012 flexfuel Escalade with a mounted ipad.  It was also parked crooked as rough ridin' crap.

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Re: Coach B-Dog
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2012, 01:14:23 PM »
Does Bill still have a contract with Cadillac?  He used to get a new one every year or so IIRC.  I bet he drives that thing 25 mph no matter what road he is on.  You youngsters can just wait  :shakesfist:

When I walked by his spot at the NT game, he had a 2012 flexfuel Escalade with a mounted ipad.  It was also parked crooked as rough ridin' crap.

Old people should be allowed to drive.