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OU meltdown gems
« on: September 22, 2012, 11:13:22 PM »
Please post them here, TIA.

http://tunein.com/radio/The-Sports-Animal-961-s33241/#

some sort of sooner postgame call in show.


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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2012, 11:43:47 PM »
So there's this D-Bag Sooner fan who goes to my church (I know its not very Christian to say that, but I think God would make an exception for this guy). I see him at church about 6 months back, and he;s decked out in his Sooner gear (I have no idea why, there was no game or anything, he may just not own any other clothes). I ask him how he thinks OU will be this year, and he responds: "Oh, you know, I think we'll tack on another NC this year." He actually used the phrase "tack on."

Then I ask him about conference realignment, and the idea of bringing in Florida State and somebody else to get back up to twelve, and moving OU and OSU up into the North with KSU, KU, ISU, and WV. He chuckles and says "That'd be great - OU would win every year!"

Anyway, I can't post his meltdown, but I'm sure its epic. I'll look for him at church tomorrow.
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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2012, 11:48:58 PM »
So there's this D-Bag Sooner fan who goes to my church (I know its not very Christian to say that, but I think God would make an exception for this guy). I see him at church about 6 months back, and he;s decked out in his Sooner gear (I have no idea why, there was no game or anything, he may just not own any other clothes). I ask him how he thinks OU will be this year, and he responds: "Oh, you know, I think we'll tack on another NC this year." He actually used the phrase "tack on."

Then I ask him about conference realignment, and the idea of bringing in Florida State and somebody else to get back up to twelve, and moving OU and OSU up into the North with KSU, KU, ISU, and WV. He chuckles and says "That'd be great - OU would win every year!"

Anyway, I can't post his meltdown, but I'm sure its epic. I'll look for him at church tomorrow.

I'll bet he gave up God. 

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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2012, 11:50:18 PM »
So there's this D-Bag Sooner fan who goes to my church (I know its not very Christian to say that, but I think God would make an exception for this guy). I see him at church about 6 months back, and he;s decked out in his Sooner gear (I have no idea why, there was no game or anything, he may just not own any other clothes). I ask him how he thinks OU will be this year, and he responds: "Oh, you know, I think we'll tack on another NC this year." He actually used the phrase "tack on."

Then I ask him about conference realignment, and the idea of bringing in Florida State and somebody else to get back up to twelve, and moving OU and OSU up into the North with KSU, KU, ISU, and WV. He chuckles and says "That'd be great - OU would win every year!"

Anyway, I can't post his meltdown, but I'm sure its epic. I'll look for him at church tomorrow.

Kick him square in the taint and then "tack on" another one for the Heavenly Father.
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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2012, 11:51:00 PM »
So there's this D-Bag Sooner fan who goes to my church (I know its not very Christian to say that, but I think God would make an exception for this guy). I see him at church about 6 months back, and he;s decked out in his Sooner gear (I have no idea why, there was no game or anything, he may just not own any other clothes). I ask him how he thinks OU will be this year, and he responds: "Oh, you know, I think we'll tack on another NC this year." He actually used the phrase "tack on."

Then I ask him about conference realignment, and the idea of bringing in Florida State and somebody else to get back up to twelve, and moving OU and OSU up into the North with KSU, KU, ISU, and WV. He chuckles and says "That'd be great - OU would win every year!"

Anyway, I can't post his meltdown, but I'm sure its epic. I'll look for him at church tomorrow.

Tell him that if God wanted OU to win then they would have.

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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2012, 11:51:40 PM »
These are always enjoyable...






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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2012, 11:52:25 PM »
Landthieves appears to be full of 3 basic meltdowns:

1) fire bob
2) fire landry
3) ou sucks/will lose 5 games

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« Reply #7 on: September 23, 2012, 12:02:30 AM »
These are always enjoyable...





OMG 6:20 on the second video.

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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2012, 12:03:14 AM »
Quote
1) fire bob
2) fire landry
3) ou sucks/will lose 5 games

4) Spread is dead.

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Re: OU meltdown gems
« Reply #9 on: September 23, 2012, 12:04:58 AM »
Stoops coming up