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Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« on: September 22, 2012, 05:41:04 PM »
Pete just helped me slaughter the finest animal in my herd on the alter of EMAW.

the rituals have begun.


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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #1 on: September 22, 2012, 05:47:27 PM »
I did my rituals earlier.  My neighbors looked at me funny as I was hosing the blood off of my condo.

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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #2 on: September 22, 2012, 05:48:47 PM »
Pete just helped me slaughter the finest animal in my herd on the alter of EMAW.

the rituals have begun.

protip:  slaughter your 2nd best animal and use the best for breeding.  i've been doing it for 32 years and god hasn't caught on yet.
"a garden city man wondered in april if the theologians had not made a mistake in locating the garden of eden in asia rather than in the arkansas river valley."

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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #3 on: September 22, 2012, 05:49:48 PM »
Ah crap sys. 

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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #4 on: September 22, 2012, 05:50:15 PM »
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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #5 on: September 22, 2012, 05:59:36 PM »
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Pete just helped me slaughter the finest animal in my herd on the alter of EMAW.

Did you read the entrails? Did it point to an emaw victory?

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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #6 on: September 22, 2012, 06:04:03 PM »
The augury was good!

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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #7 on: September 22, 2012, 06:31:16 PM »
Freshly slaughtered meatgoat.  :lick:

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Re: Sacrifice the fatted meatgoat
« Reply #8 on: September 22, 2012, 06:39:54 PM »
Caught a 4lb bass.  Named him Boomer as I ripped the hook straight through his gills before tossing him back.