Some more descriptos/explanos from the MS paint artist:
1) The Chris Harper arm is from his pose after the EKU touchdown last year. What a great moment. Averted real EMAW disaster.
2) My favorite is definitely the Danger Dog complete w/ dripping blood. Really enjoyed making that one.
3) Please note that Lockett and Hubert are actually smaller than all other players. (Robert Rose is actually in the picture, but he's so small you can't see him.)
4) #life
5) GronkMFAO's torso is actually his brother's real-life torso.
6) I think the LHOFHCBS actually looks a little bit like the real LHOFHCBS.
7) MeSack and Nigel MaLoneWolf are included in the Premium version of this pic.
8) Only thing that would make this better is if the players had posed shirtless (

)on a lot of construction equipment (CRANES???

) with hard hats and the words "Going to Work" in a cool font, like all those HS sports posters. Maybe next year.
Finally, someone mentioned the attention to detail: there are hidden gems in every CanCo work. You just have to dig deep to find them.