Author Topic: How do you celebrate your birthday? (Read 2745 times)

DOOM_Catz · « **on:** August 08, 2012, 08:27:37 AM »

Woke up this morning. Put on a shirt and tie. Came to work. So far, this birthday blows. How would you turn this day around?! Would entertain suggestions.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #1 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:29:23 AM »

Where do you live doomz? You should have taken the day off for your bday. I always suggest long islands for a bday bash.

slobber · « **Reply #2 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:32:41 AM »

Agree with fanning. Get an immediate __________hernia and gtfo of that office. Alcohol is a good start to a fantastic birthday.

Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:42:42 AM »

You should rob a liquor store on your way home.

If you do it randomly, it's very hard to get caught.

steve dave · « **Reply #4 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:45:45 AM »

bask in my glorious birthday cake thread that's like 8 pages long

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #5 on:** August 08, 2012, 08:46:13 AM »

Clams had a good idea yesterday. He does this every day, but I supposed you can try for your birthday and report back.

Quote from: pissclams on August 07, 2012, 01:04:10 PM

i only chug beer. people who sip their beer just haven't been drinking beer for long enough of a time. sounds like a bunch of beer newbies in this thread but that may not be the case in all actuality. when i think of brew and drinking brew i get so happy it is like a natural high.

the first thing i do after getting home from a long day working the soybeans is grab my 12 pack of suds and start pounding them. makes me feel great. then i'll do some chores around my place and watch a little bit of the tube.

puniraptor · « **Reply #6 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:07:41 AM »

Where I work, its your responsibility to bring in doughnuts on your own birthday.

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #7 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:08:44 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 08, 2012, 10:07:41 AM

Where I work, its your responsibility to bring in doughnuts on your own birthday.

T's and P's 'raptor.

Pete · « **Reply #8 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:17:38 AM »

Quote from: puniraptor on August 08, 2012, 10:07:41 AM

Where I work, its your responsibility to bring in doughnuts on your own birthday.

I think I may have worked where you work at one point, or you just have a similarly shitty situation. T & P's

Mr Bread · « **Reply #9 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:35:02 AM »

Quote from: Pete on August 08, 2012, 10:17:38 AM

Quote from: puniraptor on August 08, 2012, 10:07:41 AM
Where I work, its your responsibility to bring in doughnuts on your own birthday.

I think I may have worked where you work at one point, or you just have a similarly shitty situation. T & P's

They do that stupid crap at my office too.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #10 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:48:47 AM »

I probably have one of the worst days of all time for a birthday so just be happy yours is in August..

Trim · « **Reply #11 on:** August 08, 2012, 10:55:28 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on August 08, 2012, 10:48:47 AM

I probably have one of the worst days of all time for a birthday so just be happy yours is in August..

You haven't birthdayPAK'd w/Pete.

"Sorry 'bout that."

EMAWmeister · « **Reply #12 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:01:35 AM »

This day will get better, DOOM_CATZ.

_33 · « **Reply #13 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:12:22 AM »

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on August 08, 2012, 10:48:47 AM

I probably have one of the worst days of all time for a birthday so just be happy yours is in August..

Mine is worse. I have the shortest birthday of the year.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #14 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:16:09 AM »

oh.... hey this is also your birthday present....

steve dave · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:17:03 AM »

Pete's birthday is on 9/11. one time fatty apologized to him for it

Brock Landers · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:24:09 AM »

Quote from: DOOM_Catz on August 08, 2012, 08:27:37 AM

Woke up this morning. Put on a shirt and tie. Came to work. So far, this birthday blows. How would you turn this day around?! Would entertain suggestions.

Your first mistake was actually going to work on your birthday. Guess who has two thumbs and has a birthday on Friday? Yeah, this guy. Guess who also took the day off from work on Friday? Your birthday is all about you, man. treat yourself to a nice relaxing day. Be sure to work in some steak and booze throughout the day.

DOOM_Catz · « **Reply #17 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:30:20 AM »

Quote from: EMAWmeister on August 08, 2012, 11:01:35 AM

This day will get better, DOOM_CATZ.

Going to El Tap' for lunch. This day is turning right around! Who knows, might even sneak in somewhere between one and ten .99 cent margs

Teddy_Westside · « **Reply #18 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:32:16 AM »

Quote from: _33 on August 08, 2012, 11:12:22 AM

Quote from: yoga-like_abana on August 08, 2012, 10:48:47 AM
I probably have one of the worst days of all time for a birthday so just be happy yours is in August..

Mine is worse. I have the shortest birthday of the year.

Sucks for you, I have the longest birthday of the year.

bringonthecats · « **Reply #19 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:33:08 AM »

my birthday's on st. patrick's day, so there's always millions of people celebrating my birthday

for girls, all you have to do is go to the bars and tell everyone it's your birthday and it's instant free drinks & shots all day/night! i'm not really sure how this works for guys though...

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #20 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:33:58 AM »

Mods please rename this thread "How long do you celebrate your birthday?" so we can find out what DOOM_Catz really wants to know.

Will it be a full week this year? I don't know. Can't wait to find out...

DOOM_Catz · « **Reply #21 on:** August 08, 2012, 11:36:40 AM »

All I really want to know is who's driving me two blocks home to my apartment after I get sideways drunk in Aggieville tonight. Elected to take tomorrow off instead.