Super Elite Insider Food Secrets That Only Bilderbergs Know

[420seriouscat69]

Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!

Thanks fanningbacteria.  Do you honestly think they sanitize those trays?!?  They are an extension of the table/floor/restroom/where you poop!

Did you not read the part where you put the ketchup on the paper cover? You don't eat the crap that bleeds onto the tray face.

HEY I'M SORRY BE MORE SPECIFIC IN THE FUTURE OK? YOU'RE AN OK DOOD ALRIGHT!

[ChiComCat]

You know whats really a revelation, just putting the ketchup on the rough ridin' burger so you're not dunking it every damn bite.  Seriously people, do you individually put dressing on every bite of salad too?  Because if so, I'm about to blow your minds

[OK_Cat]

Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!

maybe i'm over-stepping my bounds since i've never worked fast food and you probably have....but what makes you think that those paper sheets on the trays are clean?  they probably sit in a huge stack on the floor in the back somewhere, probably infected with hantivirus and brown recluse spiders. 

[The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep]

You know whats really a revelation, just putting the ketchup on the rough ridin' burger so you're not dunking it every damn bite.  Seriously people, do you individually put dressing on every bite of salad too?  Because if so, I'm about to blow your minds

Some things are just better dipped. Sometimes I don't put my ketchup and mustard directly on the burger because they make the bun soggy and slippery. If its already a greasy burger, dipping is the ONLY solution. Salad is a different story. If I ate salad with my hands, hell yeah I'm gonna dunk that crap, cuz its way better.

I'll tell you what, though, if I ever do eat a salad with my hand and I have to dunk my lettuce in a ranch cup, bet your ass that cup is gonna be fanned out.

[pissclams]

Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!

maybe i'm over-stepping my bounds since i've never worked fast food and you probably have....but what makes you think that those paper sheets on the trays are clean?  they probably sit in a huge stack on the floor in the back somewhere, probably infected with hantivirus and brown recluse spiders. 

they stack those trays one on top of the other.  meaning that the bottom of the tray stacked on top of fannings, rests directly on fannings paper/ketchup reservoir.  and is anything but clean.  because they don't wipe the bottoms of those trays.  lol.  go cats.

[Rage Against the McKee]

Even if the paper were clean, it's a porous medium. As soon as that paper gets damp with ketchup, it's open season for bacteria to travel right through that paper.

[pissclams]

porous medium

[Unruly]

Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!

I bet fanning is fantastic at checkers.  He see's this awesome play so he does it, only to get double jumped right back.

[420seriouscat69]

Hey dumbasses, just pour a crap load of ketchup on your tray where the paper covers it. If ketchup gets on the tray, that's what the employees job is for, to clean it. You're welcome!

maybe i'm over-stepping my bounds since i've never worked fast food and you probably have....but what makes you think that those paper sheets on the trays are clean?  they probably sit in a huge stack on the floor in the back somewhere, probably infected with hantivirus and brown recluse spiders.

What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.

[Cire]

Bread won't get soggy if you put a swipe of butter/mayo on it

[Cartierfor3]

What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.

Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?

[420seriouscat69]

What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.

Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?

Late bloomer  I was 15-16.

[Cartierfor3]

What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.

Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?

Late bloomer  I was 15-16.

It worked out ok for you from what I hear. 

[420seriouscat69]

What makes you think those paper ketchup holders are clean? Also, yes, young fanning cooked at sonic & wendys before puberty.

Wait, so you were like 11 and worked at Wendy's or you hit puberty at age 17?

Late bloomer  I was 15-16.

It worked out ok for you from what I hear.