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Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« on: July 26, 2012, 02:30:21 PM »
Knot-tying.  I mean I got my merit badge and all, but I forgot them all and if I really need to tie a knot I just wrap the rope around a bunch of times and then some overhands maybe?  And I've never lost a couch I cared about from the back of my truck.


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Re: Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2012, 02:31:32 PM »
all of them.

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Re: Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2012, 02:40:26 PM »
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 26, 2012, 02:30:21 PM
Knot-tying.  I mean I got my merit badge and all, but I forgot them all and if I really need to tie a knot I just wrap the rope around a bunch of times and then some overhands maybe?  And I've never lost a couch I cared about from the back of my truck.

I find knot-tying pretty helpful on boats. I didn't learn them from the boy scouts because I didn't do boy scouts because of the sodomy that happens in every scout troop but I still think they're helpful. If you can't remember them that's different from them being useless.
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Re: Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2012, 02:43:27 PM »
Pro-Tip: BTK has never tied a knot on a boat and he's just trying to impress you guys.
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Re: Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2012, 02:43:36 PM »
Quote from: I was kinda hoping you could call me Chuck on July 26, 2012, 02:40:26 PM
Quote from: Emo EMAW on July 26, 2012, 02:30:21 PM
Knot-tying.  I mean I got my merit badge and all, but I forgot them all and if I really need to tie a knot I just wrap the rope around a bunch of times and then some overhands maybe?  And I've never lost a couch I cared about from the back of my truck.

I find knot-tying pretty helpful on boats. I didn't learn them from the boy scouts because I didn't do boy scouts because of the sodomy that happens in every scout troop but I still think they're helpful. If you can't remember them that's different from them being useless.

Color me surprised the serial murderer is in support of knot tying. 
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Re: Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2012, 02:45:56 PM »
Suppressing childhood memories. 
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Re: Boy Scouts skills that proved to be mostly useless
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2012, 02:48:05 PM »
Hating gay people.
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