Author Topic: Reaching for your phone/alarm clock at the exact same time the alarm goes off  (Read 2105 times)

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that's your brain playing tricks on you.  like, you know how you can sometimes dream that your alarm is going off and then it actually does and you think you knew it was going to so you built it into your dream?  nope.  you brain just remembered it differently.  you didn't dream that.  also, you didn't reach for your alarm until it already went off. 

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that's your brain playing tricks on you.  like, you know how you can sometimes dream that your alarm is going off and then it actually does and you think you knew it was going to so you built it into your dream?  nope.  you brain just remembered it differently.  you didn't dream that.  also, you didn't reach for your alarm until it already went off.


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I'm beginning to wake up on the weekends when I would normally wake up on weekdays. WHAT
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I'm beginning to wake up on the weekends when I would normally wake up on weekdays. WHAT

old age.  it really sucks trying to fill the time too.  modern warfare 3 on sunday morning at 8 am just isn't the same.


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I'm beginning to wake up on the weekends when I would normally wake up on weekdays. WHAT

I do this as well. Especially if a hangover is on its way.
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Every. rough ridin'. Morning. The worst thing in the world.

I hate waking up 10-15 minutes before hand moreso.

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absolutely great gif usage, EMAWmeister. just great.

Also, i love waking up in the middle of the night thinking my alarm's about to go off. NOPE, three more hours of sleep.
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how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?


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how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?

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how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?

Like a rough ridin' Man would. rough ridin' pussy.
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how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?

Like a rough ridin' Man would. rough ridin' pussy.

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how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?

I think they usually went to bed shortly after nightfall (what else would they do?). This gave them enough sleep to naturally wake up when the sunlight hit their eyes. Somebody also told me a story one time about how the Native Americans would drink a lot of water before falling asleep if they had to get up early. Then they would just stay up when they had to get up to pee.

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how did people wake up on time b4 alarm clocks?

Native Americans used to drink a lot of water to wake up early for battles and stuff. 

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that explains my native american-canadian friend's bed-wetting problem.
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I never do this and always snooze 8-12 times. I have tried the water thing, it's pretty hard to get right.

Also sometimes I feel like snoozing is better than sleeping because you can enter a lucid dream state and rampage in the spirit world.

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that explains my native american-canadian friend's bed-wetting problem.

that dude's an alcoholic with an alarm clock.  my guess is that he's probably a blackjack dealer at the Sac-N-Fox casino too.


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I'm beginning to wake up on the weekends when I would normally wake up on weekdays. WHAT

Same here, sucks being old.

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that explains my native american-canadian friend's bed-wetting problem.

that dude's an alcoholic with an alarm clock.  my guess is that he's probably a blackjack dealer at the Sac-N-Fox casino too.

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