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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #75 on: June 29, 2012, 08:49:42 PM »
befr, can i make it worth your while to help a fellow ksu cats fan with two shredded knees?  :pray:

i can probably manage until next fattyfest if we want to work something out that way too - your call

so far, only abs plastic has gone thru the thing... but if it brings more victories to the quats, or glory to those clad in the purple, i'm up for anything  :kstatriot:

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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #76 on: June 29, 2012, 08:54:16 PM »
befr, can i make it worth your while to help a fellow ksu cats fan with two shredded knees?  :pray:

i can probably manage until next fattyfest if we want to work something out that way too - your call

so far, only abs plastic has gone thru the thing... but if it brings more victories to the quats, or glory to those clad in the purple, i'm up for anything  :kstatriot:

hmm, abs plastic may just work.  i'll consult my doctor and get back with you.  god bless :kstatriot:

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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #77 on: June 29, 2012, 10:36:27 PM »
yeah, bfd.  he'll be fine in a few weeks, and won't be bothered again until he's 40 and his uncushioned leg bones start rubbing against each other with every step.

Ouch... That one hits home  :sdeek:

3d scan and print new leg bones?  :dunno:
You''ll just break them

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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #78 on: June 29, 2012, 10:41:36 PM »
yeah, bfd.  he'll be fine in a few weeks, and won't be bothered again until he's 40 and his uncushioned leg bones start rubbing against each other with every step.

Ouch... That one hits home  :sdeek:

3d scan and print new leg bones?  :dunno:
You''ll just break them

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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #79 on: June 30, 2012, 02:44:05 AM »
To put this in perspective, our other CB  Chapman got one pick last year, he had no idea what to do with the ball once he had it and was slow as eff once he finally took off for the endzone. The 48 year old baseball player from OSU was running with him stride for stride.

eff  :facepalm:

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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #80 on: June 30, 2012, 03:14:03 AM »
To put this in perspective, our other CB  Chapman got one pick last year, he had no idea what to do with the ball once he had it and was slow as eff once he finally took off for the endzone. The 48 year old baseball player from OSU was running with him stride for stride.

eff  :facepalm:

blessed  :lynchmob: 
« Last Edit: June 30, 2012, 02:11:59 PM by bucket »

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Re: Nigel Malone
« Reply #81 on: June 30, 2012, 07:56:46 PM »
The Scheme Doctor working his magic in the summer

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« Reply #82 on: July 02, 2012, 01:52:20 PM »
The Scheme Doctor working his magic in the summer

This is an excellent opportunity for Nigel, a self-declared Manhattan hater, to recoup and feel the love that our fans are going to shower him with during his recovery. By the time he fully recovers, he will bleed purple, and that will elevate him to elite status during the season. Just think of how good this kid is going to be at football when he really wants to be here. :excited: