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BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« on: June 18, 2012, 09:17:58 PM »
Those of you following my Birther Pit thread about having lunch with my buddy the public school teacher in Salina know that today was the day.  We went to the Hickory Hut.  But that's not the story, friends.

Turns out that his soon-to-be 4th grade son attended a K-State football camp for youngsters this past weekend.  The lad mentioned that his favorite part was getting to see the players' lockers.  Quite the crowd around The Chamber's apparently.  Visitors were repeatedly told not to touch.

Anyway, our intrepid reporter dug a little deeper for the K-TATEO fans.  Did Tate Snyder's locker reveal a jersey with a new number indicating a position change?  Any sort of brace or protective gear that would further support the rumblings of an injury?  Hardly.

While others such as leading Heisman Contender Daniel Sams' lockers featured visor-adorned helmets, Tate's contained....










a tuxedo.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2012, 09:19:35 PM »
shirt tux tate
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2012, 09:20:29 PM »
the eff...
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2012, 09:20:36 PM »
Only slightly less alarming than a yellow necktie.

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BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2012, 09:34:01 PM »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2012, 09:49:20 PM »
I got a guy on the other line about some white walls

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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2012, 10:16:05 PM »
Well, well, well, it looks like somebody is going to be a part of Whitney's wedding.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2012, 11:07:46 PM »
Well, well, well, it looks like somebody is going to be a part of Whitney's wedding.

And Colin's!  It's wedding season Wally!

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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2012, 07:21:57 AM »
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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2012, 08:39:47 AM »
ring bearer for wyatt's wedding.

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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2012, 12:44:23 PM »
Stripper for the bachelorette party

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Re: BREAKING NEWS RE: TATE SNYDER
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2012, 12:53:51 PM »
Good is better than Evil because it's nicer.