Catholic Wedding Tips

[slobber]

Find out if they are doing a full mass or just the wedding ceremony. If its just the wedding it wont be that long <1hr.

Are they Irish, Italian or some kinda spanish Catholic?  That will let you know what kind of booze you are about to consume.   
**Warning if they are convert Catholics you run the risk of a dry wedding**

Is this at Christ the King @ 25th and Wanamaker or Most Pure Heart or one of the ones in central/downtown?
Where is the reception?

I'm not sure of all the details, I pretty much show up wherever they tell me and roll with it. I think one is Italian and one is Irish, and there is no chance it'll be a dry wedding.

Yeah if its a mick or wop wedding booze will flow. 
I hope the reception is at one of the swanky upscale places in Topeka.

FYP- I mean really that still may be inaccurate, but if there is one, that would be all, insinuating the plural would be just wrong.

[Dugout DickStone]

Just at one yesterday.  Same as non-catholic except communion.

[CNS]

Was also at one that day 

As for the OP, I would just not go.  Let's be real.  Weddings are no bueno.

[kitten_mittons]

Was also at one that day 

As for the OP, I would just not go.  Let's be real.  Weddings are no bueno.

Wedding receptions are awesome.  Usually you have to go to the wedding, also.

[mocat]

At a Catholic wedding tonight with Jmlynch, Mocat, and Waks.   my advice is to drink your ass off while the open bar is still going

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Don't forget Testy Westy, aka Super Sweaty Ricky Who Loves the Dance Floor

 

[steve dave]

I say you party hardy!

[one time gella]

If you get Fr. Pete, you are in luck.  Ex-marine, played football in KS shrine bowl and at Washburn I believe.  Keeps it short and sweet and will knock a few back with you at the reception.

[ednksu]

Pro Tip:
The one dressed in white, probably shouldn't be dressed in white, but don't try and slip it to her.