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One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS. I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk.

I was all like

an he was all like

so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #9 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:31:53 PM »

ew2x4 · « **Reply #10 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:34:45 PM »

Fall of the Berlin Wall. I was only 4. Had no clue why everyone was so excited over tearing down a wall.

Poster formerly known as jthutch · « **Reply #11 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:35:40 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:25:45 PM

One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS. I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk. I was all like an he was all like so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.

Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

steve dave · « **Reply #12 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:37:41 PM »

everyone in this thread shut up

Bloodfart · « **Reply #13 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:40:18 PM »

You should be more concerned about that foreign object on the side of your head SD.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #14 on:** May 30, 2012, 03:44:05 PM »

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 30, 2012, 03:35:40 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:25:45 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS. I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk. I was all like an he was all like so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

My knee jerk reaction is yes so I'm not going to over think this one and say yes that would be homo. There is nothing wrong with homo. I'm just not homo. I could ask my gay brother or my gay uncle what they think.

john "teach me how to" dougie · « **Reply #15 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:07:29 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:25:45 PM

One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS. I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk. I was all like an he was all like so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.

nothing to get upset about, it's a local tradition. It's called a KU alarm clock.

yoga-like_abana · « **Reply #16 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:22:13 PM »

reading this thread..

The Tonya Harding of Twitter Users Creep · « **Reply #17 on:** May 30, 2012, 10:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:44:05 PM

Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 30, 2012, 03:35:40 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:25:45 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS. I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk. I was all like an he was all like so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

My knee jerk reaction is yes so I'm not going to over think this one and say yes that would be homo. There is nothing wrong with homo. I'm just not homo. I could ask my gay brother or my gay uncle what they think.

Out of curiosity, are they gay together?

DQ12 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 31, 2012, 12:51:12 AM »

One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

Rage Against the McKee · « **Reply #19 on:** May 31, 2012, 08:16:00 AM »

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 31, 2012, 12:51:12 AM

One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

That's sexual assault.

Fedor · « **Reply #20 on:** May 31, 2012, 03:38:33 PM »

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 31, 2012, 08:16:00 AM

Quote from: Dlew12 on May 31, 2012, 12:51:12 AM
One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

That's sexual assault.

When Braden does it, it is a sexy assault.

DQ12 · « **Reply #21 on:** May 31, 2012, 05:52:41 PM »

Quote from: Fedor on May 31, 2012, 03:38:33 PM

Quote from: Nuts Kicked on May 31, 2012, 08:16:00 AM
Quote from: Dlew12 on May 31, 2012, 12:51:12 AM
One time Braden Wilson grabbed mine and several of my other friends' balls at 1863 - totally unprovoked.

That's sexual assault.
When Braden does it, it is a sexy assault.

Yeah.

Bloodfart · « **Reply #22 on:** June 01, 2012, 12:03:22 AM »

Quote from: BeanTownCat on May 30, 2012, 10:22:55 PM

Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:44:05 PM
Quote from: Poster formerly known as jthutch on May 30, 2012, 03:35:40 PM
Quote from: Bloodfart on May 30, 2012, 03:25:45 PM
One time I went to a party at this guy's house just south west of Lawrence, KS. I got really drunked up on Wild Turkey and woke up to the owner of the house fondling my junk. I was all like an he was all like so I went home... cause... you know I'm not homo.
Is it homo if you close your eyes and imagine a female?

My knee jerk reaction is yes so I'm not going to over think this one and say yes that would be homo. There is nothing wrong with homo. I'm just not homo. I could ask my gay brother or my gay uncle what they think.

Out of curiosity, are they gay together?

No my homo brother is actually a step brother but I consider all my step brothers "brothers." He anounced his lifestyle/sexual preferance a couple yrs before my uncle. I always asked grandma why uncle "so and so" wasn't married yet? Cause he was so clean and had such an awsome job and was so in shape and attractive to women. Uncle gay never accually came out he just brought his life partner to holiday gatherings. The family figured out the rest. My brother brought home his partner while he was in college at K-State. He is faculty there to this day and is soooo emaw. My family is emaw.