You know how in Blood Diamond they said TIA for This Is Africa as a way to explain the unexplainable there in Sierra Leone? Well, I like to say TIK for This Is Kansas, or the former Mrs. CM says "OINK" which is "O. in K." for Only In Kansas.
And Only In Kansas are people so damned nosy, so damned concerned about everyone else's business, that they must report the slightest discrepancy in the status quo. They are like white trash paparazzi looking for that money shot of a local celeb doing something mundane so they can skew it to mean something controversial.