Just found out I have mandatory new employee orientation (eventhough I've been here a month) from 1-4, with an introductory lunch at noon with just myself, another new manager, a couple of directors, and our SVP at noon. I have already emailed the lady putting on the orientation to start the presentation off with a note on the 1st powerpoint slide:
"If you are checking your phones for NCAA tournament results, please refrain from discussing those results with others. There are individuals with strong interests with games in progress and they do not want to hear any spoilers. Those individuals thank you for your cooperation."