I get angry...
When I get angry I go blow off steam...
When I go blow off steam, accidents happen...
When accidents happen I get an eye patch...
When I get an eye patch people think I'm tough...
When people think I'm tough, people want to see how tough...
When people want to see how tough, I wake up in a roadside ditch.
Stop making me end up in a roadside ditch K-State... freaking win already!!!