Author Topic: Mrs. 1/64th will be mid-court front row.... (Read 2502 times)

one/64th · « **on:** January 04, 2012, 08:34:11 AM »

I need to give her some things to yell at the players/coaches etc. Any suggestions are welcome. K thanks.

kslim · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:35:22 AM »

if you need suggestions on what to yell at the opposing team you are doing it wrong

one/64th · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:52:33 AM »

She will be doing it wrong...thus the need for some help from goEMAW'rs.

CNS · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:54:00 AM »

Quote from: one/64th on January 04, 2012, 08:52:33 AM

She will be doing it wrong...thus the need for some help from goEMAW'rs.

Sell those tickets and use $ to buy next year's season tix.

Otherwise, tell her to focus on Tyshawn.

WillieWatanabe · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:55:04 AM »

Give them odd compliments. you're welcome.

kslim · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2012, 08:56:04 AM »

Quote from: one/64th on January 04, 2012, 08:52:33 AM

She will be doing it wrong...thus the need for some help from goEMAW'rs.

just punch her as hard as you can in the vagina and get her all angered up. you cant force these things, you really need to have hate in your heart

Skipper44 · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2012, 09:00:08 AM »

Just remind her of the Jayhawk's greatest traditions, domestic abuse and sexual misconduct

420seriouscat69 · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2012, 09:07:35 AM »

I'm bringing cotton balls and throwing them up in the air everytime they announce a Kstate starter, everytime we hit a 3, or everytime we DOB's.

one/64th · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2012, 09:08:17 AM »

Oh she's definitely got the hate deep down in her heart. I think she'll just need a couple of things to throw out early in the first quarter to get her warmed up and let the hate spew forth. A friend said she should ask Tyshawn if he would like to have coitus at center court.

OK_Cat · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:00:51 AM »

Quote from: one/64th on January 04, 2012, 09:08:17 AM

Oh she's definitely got the hate deep down in her heart. I think she'll just need a couple of things to throw out early in the first quarter to get her warmed up and let the hate spew forth. A friend said she should ask Tyshawn if he would like to have coitus at center court.

tell her to do that! but the exact opposite.

Dugout DickStone · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:14:20 AM »

Will T-Rob be out on bail by the time they tipoff? If so, call him a criminal.

_33 · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:46:56 AM »

Tell her to scream at Naadir Tharpe all game. Say things about how small and ugly he is and also about how he sucks.

8manpick · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2012, 10:57:34 AM »

8manpick's mother got a nice donor seat, mid-court, about 10 rows up. Hoping she will be wearing purple to support her sons, but she's a squawk so she won't be heckling any squawk players unfortunately.

one/64th · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2012, 12:17:30 PM »

Quote from: 8manpick on January 04, 2012, 10:57:34 AM

8manpick's mother got a nice donor seat, mid-court, about 10 rows up. Hoping she will be wearing purple to support her sons, but she's a squawk so she won't be heckling any squawk players unfortunately.

Cool story bro.

Mrs. 1/64th will be wearing purple. I will print these suggestions at 4pm so please have all ideas in by then. TIA.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2012, 12:20:42 PM »

pfft. Whatever you say hemmy.

Trim · « **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2012, 12:22:49 PM »

Quote from: SwiftCat on January 04, 2012, 12:20:42 PM

pfft. Whatever you say hemmy.

Probably need to start adding some boob and/or cake pics.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2012, 12:55:04 PM »

She needs to throw a quarter into Tyshawn's eyeball then blame it on Brent Venables. Maybe Coonskin Cap Self will get all pissy in the postgame and bawl like a rat.

kitten_mittons · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2012, 02:00:38 PM »

Quote from: HELLHAMMER on January 04, 2012, 12:55:04 PM

She needs to throw a quarter into Tyshawn's eyeball then blame it on Brent Venables. Maybe Coonskin Cap Self will get all pissy in the postgame and bawl like a rat.

As long as she heats it up with a lighter first.

HELLHAMMER · « **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2012, 02:59:00 PM »

Quote from: kitten_mittons on January 04, 2012, 02:00:38 PM

Quote from: HELLHAMMER on January 04, 2012, 12:55:04 PM
She needs to throw a quarter into Tyshawn's eyeball then blame it on Brent Venables. Maybe Coonskin Cap Self will get all pissy in the postgame and bawl like a rat.
As long as she heats it up with a lighter first.

Good call ... also needs to make sure it's a Canadian Quarter to throw off the Douglas County D.A.

_33 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:07:37 PM »

Have her wear antlers and a t-shirt that says Naadir in the Headlights and then every time Naadir turns the ball over have her pour fake blood all over herself and scream out that she just got hit by the EMAW truck and then have her slump over in her chair like she's dead.

SwiftCat · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2012, 03:13:51 PM »

When a player fouls out, tell her to point and jeer at them for being cheaters. Yes, they got caught and that's why they are disqualified, but cheating is cheating. No other way about it.