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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #25 on: October 12, 2011, 01:02:16 PM »
2 words. Grenade Judge.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #26 on: October 12, 2011, 01:03:45 PM »
what is everyone's prefered hand to hand weapon should you be caught without your judge (lol, ya right)?  I have a serrated camp machete with brass knuckle grips.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #27 on: October 12, 2011, 01:06:48 PM »
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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #28 on: October 12, 2011, 01:07:21 PM »
Once someone broke into my house and I caught him and pointed the judge at his head and he was all like "aren't you at least going to let me have a fair trial" and I said "the judge is about to pass down his sentence" and I cocked the gun and said "3-5 years for trespassing" and I called the police and he was arrested. Not sure if he got 3-5 years though.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #29 on: October 12, 2011, 01:10:11 PM »
what is everyone's prefered hand to hand weapon should you be caught without your judge (lol, ya right)?  I have a serrated camp machete with brass knuckle grips.

I always keep a second judge strapped to my ankle just to avoid that very circumstance.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2011, 01:13:29 PM »
I set a pile of cash right inside my front living room window with the window visibly cracked open just wide enough for an intruder to slip through.  I keep the cash in enough light to assure someone can see it from the street.  When some scumbag kid decides he wants to violate my OWN HOME with my OWN KIDS AND WIFE sleeping inside by slipping an arm through that window I'm glad I'm packing judgeknife and can terminate their waste of a life no questions asked.  

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2011, 01:16:10 PM »
I stick an old couch out next to the ally behind my house and when some scumbag comes and tries to load it up on their truck, they get judged. I judge about 3 scumbags per day on the weekends, then I move the couch back into the house after judgment has been served.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #32 on: October 12, 2011, 01:18:26 PM »
I've also rigged up an old fishing pole to my barracuda custom judge grip.  I'll attach a $100 bill and cast it out into the street.  When some punk criminal tries to steal my hundy I reel it back towards the house until the criminal intruding scum gets into judgement territory.  I will waste that MFer to assure my family's safety. 

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #33 on: October 12, 2011, 01:21:15 PM »
i've killed a few people with my judge but they were all illegals and it wasn't very much fun because technically they didn't count.  fish in the barrel.   cannot wait to judge some undesirables from the red, white, and blue.


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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #34 on: October 12, 2011, 01:23:13 PM »
I stick an old couch out next to the ally behind my house and when some scumbag comes and tries to load it up on their truck, they get judged. I judge about 3 scumbags per day on the weekends, then I move the couch back into the house after judgment has been served.

Some guy was doing this when I tried to pick up a couch in an alley one time. He tried to judge me but luckily I was carrying footlong judge as usual.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #35 on: October 12, 2011, 01:23:47 PM »
I've also rigged up an old fishing pole to my barracuda custom judge grip.  I'll attach a $100 bill and cast it out into the street.  When some punk criminal tries to steal my hundy I reel it back towards the house until the criminal intruding scum gets into judgement territory.  I will waste that MFer to assure my family's safety. 

I've tried this as well, but sometimes the wind catches the $100 bill and rips it off my hook. Then I have to spend valuable judgment time chasing my money down the road, while my family sits in the house unprotected. When my son turns 7, I'll give him his own judge, and then I'll start scumbag fishing again because I will be able to rest assured that my family is protected.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #36 on: October 12, 2011, 01:28:37 PM »
there were some gangbangers riding their scooters down my cul de sac. needless to say, my judge was cocked, locked, rocked, and ready to sock. i went out and showed them whose boss. my judge was sad i didn't need to use her on those punks. im keeping her ready just in case.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #37 on: October 12, 2011, 01:28:45 PM »
Loads of great ideas in this thread.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #38 on: October 12, 2011, 01:33:13 PM »
I agree and disagree with many of the posts on here. In my humble opinion I think the Judge is a cool handgun, but it is just that...a handgun. The 410 in ballistic gelatin tests demonstrates very little penetration, therefore very little "stopping power". Also, 80% of individuals shot with handguns (any caliber) live. That doesn't equal a lot of stopping power either.

One can not do much better than a 12 gauge shotgun for home defense. Am I allowed to dispel some myths I have already seen on here?
1. The shotgun is not a conical cone of death and DOES require precise aiming. Especially at short distances and with buckshot. Aim in a home invasion scenario where you will NOT be able to predict your reaction time and nerve level is paramount. Nothing will ever come close to prepare you for that, so this is impossible to predict...your family's life is on the line.
2. 00 Buckshot will work, but #1 Buck is actually a better choice...albeit much more difficult to find. The pellets are only SLIGHTLY smaller and there are more of them (2 1/2 inch shell = 16 pellets). This equates to a higher capacity for damage and it still penetrates at an acceptable level (over 12 inches in FBI ballistic gelatin).
3.Do not overestimate the laser being pointed at someone. While I do agree that a laser is a great addition if you do not plan to practice much (as long as it is zeroed properly), it will not send someone screaming in to the night with whizz running down their leg. Neither will the shotgun "pump sound" for that mater. This is all Hollywood make believe and the pump sound means you either just took more time in a critical situation, OR you just wasted a precious shell.
Think of the individual who will actually break in. They are a determined and possibly desperate sort. I.e. they are risking their life for your valuables or to harm your family. They will not be slowed by a laser beam if time even allows them to stop, see it, etc. Most break ins are done while someone is under some sort of influence anyway (at times while you would normally be home, otherwise most break-ins happen during the day while you should be at work). Neither of the above will register much with them. When adrenaline is flying, rationale runs right out the window. Don't trust your family's life to Hollywood.
4. Pistol grips. Again, a high "cool" factor. However, we discussed earlier about aim and it's importance (at 16 feet away, birdshot will spread to only the size of a dinner plate). A pistol grip is designed for hip shooting and will punch you in the face if you try and aim down the barrel.
A stock on a short barreled 12 gauge will not hinder your maneuverability. Why do the police all have shottys with stocks???
5. I agree that a nice Mossberg or Remington is a good choice. 18.5 barrel is short enough to maneuver in the house (with a stock). One can pick them up for around $450 new if you look around. This also gives you 6 good shots at the bad guys (5+1). If you would like 9 shots, go with the 20 inch barrel.It will not cut down on your ability to wield it in the house.

I hope this helps. Pray you never have to actually use it for it's intended purpose.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #39 on: October 12, 2011, 01:38:36 PM »
I have a 100% kill rate with my judge because I always judge people's faces.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2011, 01:35:04 PM »
S&W now has a Judge competitor named the Governor! America!

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2011, 01:40:45 PM »
I have trained both my 2 and 2 year and nine month old boys to shoot my judge.  they are excellent shots, probably better than most of the guys on here.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2011, 01:55:56 PM »


Oh, man. I'm gonna start pushing legislation through the skulls of scumbags that trespass on my land.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #43 on: November 07, 2011, 06:39:03 AM »
Does anyone happen to know much about Belgium made Browning shotguns. Me and my uncle both have them and we were trying to figure out what the numbers on the screws represent. I've heard they indicate the date they were built but I'm not sure. Any info would be great.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #44 on: November 07, 2011, 09:58:58 AM »
Does anyone happen to know much about Belgium made Browning shotguns. Me and my uncle both have them and we were trying to figure out what the numbers on the screws represent. I've heard they indicate the date they were built but I'm not sure. Any info would be great.

I believe they represent the number of scum buckets to shoot with your scattergun.

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #46 on: December 01, 2011, 08:49:23 AM »
what is everyone's prefered hand to hand weapon should you be caught without your judge (lol, ya right)?  I have a serrated camp machete with brass knuckle grips.
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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #47 on: December 01, 2011, 10:44:25 AM »
shoot lefty Josh  :dunno:

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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #48 on: December 01, 2011, 10:56:03 AM »
shoot lefty Josh  :dunno:

shoot from the hip, J-FREE!


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Re: Reasons beside protection to sleep with a gun by your head
« Reply #49 on: December 01, 2011, 12:50:40 PM »
I have a 100% kill rate with my judge because I always judge people's faces.


One time I judged some guy's face but he had his head turned so the bullet went clean through both of his cheeks.  Lucky bastard, for a brief moment I thought about just letting him go. Then I judged his face from straight on and maintained that 100% kill rate.