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Even while running "slothfense"
« on: November 13, 2011, 04:22:42 PM »
we average more plays on offense than most teams.


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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2011, 05:10:33 PM »
Think that kind goes hand in hand with the ball control offense we run.  Teams like OSU take 6 plays to go 80 yds, we take like 20.

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2011, 05:33:03 PM »
Think that kind goes hand in hand with the ball control offense we run.  Teams like OSU take 6 plays to go 80 yds, we take like 20.
sure, but a lot of people are mistaken in thinking we don't tun a lot of plays still.  our offensive tempo isn't really that slow

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2011, 05:35:36 PM »
Think that kind goes hand in hand with the ball control offense we run.  Teams like OSU take 6 plays to go 80 yds, we take like 20.
sure, but a lot of people are mistaken in thinking we don't tun a lot of plays still.  our offensive tempo isn't really that slow
It's deathly slow.
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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2011, 06:14:27 PM »
It's pretty damn slow and we have very few plays over like 15 or 20 yds.

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2011, 07:37:15 PM »
Yeah has nothing to do with tempo more that we do produce first downs and move the ball.  Only 4-5 yards at a time.

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2011, 07:39:12 PM »
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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2011, 07:39:19 PM »
Also, we have like the highest TOP in the country.  Yeah, we milk the playclock but we still have to actually make first downs to maintain possession.

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #8 on: November 13, 2011, 08:21:56 PM »
Please change thread title to "because we run 'slothfense'." Would make more sense.
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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #9 on: November 13, 2011, 08:30:01 PM »
Please change thread title to "because we run 'slothfense'." Would make more sense.
i don't think it would at all. 

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #10 on: November 13, 2011, 08:40:06 PM »
I really enjoy the term slothfence

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #11 on: November 13, 2011, 08:54:14 PM »
Please change thread title to "because we run 'slothfense'." Would make more sense.
i don't think it would at all. 
Yes.  It would.  I promise.
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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #12 on: November 13, 2011, 09:23:51 PM »
Is there a certain type of sloth that is especially badass and super tough?  Cause we run that kind of slothfence.  :team3toed:

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2011, 09:30:27 PM »
Is there a certain type of sloth that is especially badass and super tough?  Cause we run that kind of slothfence.  :team3toed:

Apparently there's only 2 kinds: two-toed and three-toed.

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #14 on: November 13, 2011, 10:03:17 PM »
Is there a certain type of sloth that is especially badass and super tough?  Cause we run that kind of slothfence.  :team3toed:

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2011, 11:27:57 PM »
Maybe like a sloth/The Chamber hybrid?  I bet a sloth would just hang there and take it from a The Chamber.

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2011, 12:52:29 PM »
The Slow-Assed Sloth takes a weekly poop: 

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Re: Even while running "slothfense"
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2011, 01:40:34 PM »
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