Would be fit for our game

[Winters]

Brent Musburger Drinking game. NOTE: This is from 2005 and NOTE 21 MEANS 21!
Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

Rule #2: "Folks" Everyone drinks 1 when Brent says "Folks." However, if Brent says "Hold on Folks", everyone must drink once but the first person to drink has to finish their drink for not holding on.

Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #4: "There's that man again". After someone becomes "That Man," they get to give away 3 drinks to someone of their choosing the next time Brent says "That Man." That person then becomes "That Man." If Brent says "That Man" before "It's a footrace," The Pardner becomes That Man. If The Pardner becomes That Man first, he gets to punch the new That Man in the arm twice after giving away the 3 drinks. There must also be a special hat for "That Man."

Rule #5: "Dr. Pepper". Every time Brent says "Dr. Pepper" everyone has to yell out "I'M A PEPPER!" and take 2 drinks. Afterwards, each person must give out a satisfied "AAAAAAAHHHHH!", as if in a Dr. Pepper commercial. Anyone who fails to do so must drink again.

Rule #6: "Jack Arute". Whenever Brent says "Our ol' buddy Jack Arute" everyone has to say "AROOOOOOT!" Last one to do it has to do a shot. If everyone does it simultaneously, the Pardner must do a shot.

Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule #9: Calling a touchdown before the player actually scores. For example, during an interception return, Brent says "It's a touchdown!" before the player actually scores. In this case, everyone must start drinking and continue to drink until the player actually does score. If by some odd event, the player does NOT score, everyone must finish their drink.

Rule #10: "Gary, my man". Whenever Brent says "Gary, my man", the Pardner gets to choose someone to be Gary. From that point on, that person must be referred to as "Gary, my man" until the game is over. "Gary, my man" gets to give away 5 drinks the rest of the game any time Brent says "Gary, my man". If someone talks to "Gary, my man" without calling him that, they have to do a shot. If there is someone playing the game actually named Gary, that person is automatically "Gary, my man".

Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule #12: "John Saunders". The first time Brent quips with John Saunders, everyone must drink 1. The next time, everyone must drink 2, and so on and so on.

Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

Rule #14: "My Friend" Every Pardner gets to choose a "Friend." The friend must always get up to get the Pardner another drink (since the Pardner will be doing quite a bit of that). However, when Brent utters "My Friend" the friend gets to punch the Pardner in the arm for making him get up so much.
Edit the rules to fit today. NOTE: 21 means 21!

[bigwillie20]

We have played our own variation of this before.  The "It's a footrace!" really gets you mumped up since he says this no less than a dozen times each game

[PoetWarrior]

More fun with fruit juice.

[pissclams]

:dnr: looked like decent stuff though

[Rams]

:dnr: looked like decent stuff though

I only read the first couple, but it seems like this would really only work if you didn't give a eff about paying attention to the actual game, because A.) there's a lot of complex rules here that would need to be explained every 5 seconds B.) You would be incredibly shitfaced by halftime*.


*I'm married with 2 young kids, so I'm not very fun anymore.

[theKSU]

Too bad our old Pardner Jack Arute isn't on the broadcasts anymore.  At least you can hear Gary Danielson on your iPhone calling the LSU-AU game.  Time to add some new/updated rules:

Rule #15: Drink Whenever Brent talks about LHC Bill Snyder "Scheming"

Rule #16: Cheers and drink whenever Kirk Herbstreit looks dreamy on camera. 

Rule #17: Raise your middle finger and drink as long as Brent is discussing how Nebraska is doing in the Big 10

[MadCat]

Revised rules:
1.) If Brent speaks: drink
2.) If in doubt as to whether Brent is speaking: drink
4.) If you think about Beth Mendenhall: drink
5.) If you think about Beth & EcoKat coitus: drink twice
6.) If you are wondering where rule 3 is: drink
7.) If you are reviewing the revised rules: drink

[deputy dawg]

NEED TO SIMPLIFY!

My propsal:
Rule #1: "The Pardner" A person is picked to be the Pardner at the beginning of the game. The first time Brent says "Pardner," the Pardner has to take 1 drink, and then picks someone else to be the Pardner. The next time Brent says it, the new Pardner has to take 2 drinks, and then pick a new Pardner, and so on and so on. The Pardner must wear a special "Pardner" hat.

Rule #3: "It's a foot race!". Whenever Brent says "It's a foot race" everyone has to finish their drink. The first one done becomes "That Man" and gets to punch the Pardner in the arm.


Rule #7: "In the college game". Whenever Brent says this little gem, everyone must say "Shut the **** up Brent", drink 2, and punch the Pardner in the arm.

Rule #8: Mentioning a Big 10 school during a Big 12 game. Whenever Brent does this, the first person who names the Big 10 school's mascot gets to make somebody drink for 11 seconds, since there's 11 schools in the Big 10.

Rule #11: "The Major". If Brent has a pet nickname for one of the players during the game, for example calling Major Applewhite "The Major", everyone must drink 5 anytime Brent uses this nickname. However, "Gary, my man" does not drink but gets to give away 5 drinks since this person already has a nickname of their own.

Rule #13: In the booth. Whenever there's a camera shot of Brent in the booth, the Pardner must make a toast to Brent. After the toast, everyone must drink 1.

I'd incorporate theKSU's suggested revisions:

Rule #15: Drink Whenever Brent talks about LHC LHC Bill Snyder "Scheming"

Rule #16: Cheers and drink whenever Kirk Herbstreit looks dreamy on camera. 

Rule #17: Raise your middle finger and drink as long as Brent is discussing how Nebraska is doing in the Big 10

[felix rex]

http://goEMAW.com/forum/index.php?topic=14650.0

[Winters]

:dnr: looked like decent stuff though

the animal is a beast.  well done the animal.

[Winters]

An inside source tells me that this is not a good idea. He says that it will make you have a huge meltdown instead of that ever so sweet moral victory.