TWO HEAVYWEIGHTS SLUGGING IT OUT TOE TO TOE!
I want to say there's room at the top of the mountain for both Ali and Foreman-with-one-lazy-eye.
But there's not.
Time to get serious up in this bitch. I didn't know we were allowed to use K-State songs. Hey John Philip Sousa: you're about to get a modern-ass facelift.
Full disclosure: out of seemingly nowhere, CatMatt's latest few videos have made me lol a lot. It's weird. But if I had done a GarageBand take on the Alma Mater I definitely would've included more boings and grape falls and some sort of quote about Chris Boggas, so it would've been better.