God and KSU

[PurpleSleezyE]

For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 


 

[MadCat]

For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 


 

We all get raptured after winning the BCS. 

[doom]

For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure. 

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten. 

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face. 

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door. 

Don't worry.  I'm taking care of this one for you.   

[bruce]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

[PurpleSleezyE]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

I would take it like a newbie in prison! 

[MadCat]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

  What's the catch?

[Bookcat]

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.

POTW   

[Brock Landers]

It's a well known fact among religious scholars that God hates KSU.

[wes mantooth]

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.

POTW   

WPOTW, grats bookcat

[Trim]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

eff yes.

[PurpleSleezyE]

It's a well known fact among religious scholars that God hates KSU.

These religious scholars, are just puppets in this beautiful Grand Scheme!  

Let him speaketh the truth about these supposed scholars!  I will slap the backs of their heads to make them spit out their forked tongues and stuff.  

[Dugout DickStone]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

eff yes.

I'd take 5 years. And he could keep Cosh.

[ben ji]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

eff yes.

I'd take 5 years. And he could keep Cosh.

Throw in a lifetime assistant job for tate while your at it.

[EllToPay]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?

[SabiNation]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?

[the KHAN!]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?

I would take that AND Prince coming back for another 3 years after that.

[Hurricane Cat]

If the devil offered a BCS title this year followed by OBz retirement and 3 years of Sean as HC, would you take it?

jfc. do you need to ask this?

[bballfan]

It's a well known fact among religious scholars that God hates KSU.

Its no fun for God if we have no hope. Its better for him if we get build up only to be epicly crushed. Its like some of you have never been a KSU fan!   

[Kat Kid]

For the last 2 weeks, I have had this recurring vision in my head.  God is sitting on his majestic purple throne, eating cheesy puffs, drinking goldschlager, and having his feet rubbed.  He is also watching this season unfold with great pleasure.  

You see, I believe that God is a Cat fan and this is his way of righting all the wrongs that KSU fans have had.  The Bishop fumble, the 3rd and 26, the Roberson anal non-rape, the loss to Marshall, etc.  These will all be soon forgotten.  

My vision ends with Snyder hoisting the Sears trophy over his head, having a massive heart attack and dying holding the crystal football with a big ass smile on his face.  

Please bear in mind that this week, I have lacked sleep, drank way too much mt dew at work, and have failed to properly bang my wife.  The last time I had a week like this I nearly got fired from my job for yelling racist insults at my door.  

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