A KU and K-State alum were sitting next to each on a jet leaving from Manhattan International. Stewardess asks K-Stater if, indeed, he is an alumnus of K-State. "Yes," he says. "How did you know?" "You can always tell K-Staters by their intelligence, dignity, good looks, obvious wealth and great smell," she says.
She then says to the sqwawk grad. "And you're a KU alum." "Yes," he replies, preening in anticipation of similar praise. "How'd you know?" "I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose," she says.
