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jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« on: October 18, 2011, 12:25:52 PM »
i've always thought that it was a little weird that our white trash neighbors to the east had a female bird as a mascot for their sports team, but then  it got double or maybe even triple weird when the bird gave birth to another smaller bird (babyjay).

is that weird to anybody else? i mean, where's the father in this whole situation? i mean you tell me because i don't know. i guess the whole deadbeat dad thing is probably a common theme amongst their fanbase though, so maybe they rally around it or something. i dunno. just seems out of place in college athletics. guess it's not over in lawrencetucky though.  :dunno:


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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 12:26:59 PM »
grow up.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2011, 12:27:49 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 18, 2011, 12:26:59 PM
grow up.

wait. are you talking to me or bastardjay?  :dunno:
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2011, 12:28:18 PM »
the whole deadbeat dad thing is pretty common amongst their players too....

ex. Brandon Rush
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2011, 12:30:00 PM »
Quote from: heathbar on October 18, 2011, 12:28:18 PM
the whole deadbeat dad thing is pretty common amongst their players too....

ex. Brandon Rush

Seriously?  Link?
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2011, 12:30:37 PM »
Quote from: heathbar on October 18, 2011, 12:28:18 PM
the whole deadbeat dad thing is pretty common amongst their players too....

ex. Brandon Rush

ok i get it, this is a basketball thread.  gj guys, i am rolling over here....  :lol:
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 12:32:11 PM »
Pretty sure Baby Jay's father is a turkey baster.

Haha, did anyone catch the poultry-related pun?
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 12:32:11 PM »
Quote from: pissclams on October 18, 2011, 12:30:37 PM
Quote from: heathbar on October 18, 2011, 12:28:18 PM
the whole deadbeat dad thing is pretty common amongst their players too....

ex. Brandon Rush

ok i get it, this is a basketball thread.  gj guys, i am rolling over here....  :lol:

i don't know what this even means. i guess it could be a combofanning board topic but since kstate is playing a fball game against ku in wtville (lawrence), i figured i'd put it here. if the mods want to move it then by all means i understand.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 12:33:10 PM »
I support mama jay, a strong independent swallow that doesn't take crap from no man or monarch.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2011, 12:34:40 PM »


what mama jay says in front of the mirror every morning
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #10 on: October 18, 2011, 12:38:12 PM »
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2011, 12:54:27 PM »
Quote from: wes mantooth on October 18, 2011, 12:38:12 PM
i nominate "heathbar" as goEMAW poster of the week.  never leave us heathbar  :crossfingers:

I second that.  He will fit in well..
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2011, 02:41:31 PM »
A ku friend of mine was tight with the chick that was "Baby Jay".   His friend had to do a party of some kind over in MO, and there was a heavy presence of Moo fans.  Long story short, Baby Jay about got beat up pretty good.  Now Baby Jay's party appearances (it was like $300 at the time) are now done with an accompanying escort for Baby Jay personal protection reasons.  True story.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2011, 02:51:57 PM »
Quote from: yoga-like_abana on October 18, 2011, 12:33:10 PM
I support mama jay, a strong independent swallow that doesn't take crap from no man or monarch.

It is this.  Mama Jay is independent and doesn't need anyone.  She includes her infant in family activities such as cheering on the hawks and screaming "rip his rough ridin' head off" when they kickoff.

I get it totally and think it sends a good message.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2011, 03:17:10 PM »
Maybe Papa Jay is still around, but he can't make it to the games because he has to work on nights and weekends due to his lack of education and drug habits.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #15 on: October 18, 2011, 03:26:07 PM »
Quote from: deputy dawg on October 18, 2011, 02:41:31 PM
A ku friend of mine was tight with the chick that was "Baby Jay".   His friend had to do a party of some kind over in MO, and there was a heavy presence of Moo fans.  Long story short, Baby Jay about got beat up pretty good.  Now Baby Jay's party appearances (it was like $300 at the time) are now done with an accompanying escort for Baby Jay personal protection reasons.  True story.

buddy of mines sister was one of the babyjays 5-6 years ago. she would do lots of stupid parties and weddings. he would get about 2-3 of us to be "bodyguards" for the bird which basically meant we got smashed drinking free booze.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #16 on: October 18, 2011, 03:30:48 PM »
Wait a minute... the jayhawk is a female??  I just figured with the bright plumage and all it was the male bird?!?! 
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #17 on: October 18, 2011, 03:36:13 PM »
Quote from: KSNimrod on October 18, 2011, 03:30:48 PM
Wait a minute... the jayhawk is a female??  I just figured with the bright plumage and all it was the male bird?!?! 

It gave birth. Most be female.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2011, 03:43:55 PM »
Quote from: pike on October 18, 2011, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: KSNimrod on October 18, 2011, 03:30:48 PM
Wait a minute... the jayhawk is a female??  I just figured with the bright plumage and all it was the male bird?!?! 

It gave birth. Most be female.

This is really a lot for me to process right now.  What's next, an appearance on Dancing With the Stars??
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2011, 03:51:35 PM »
Quote from: pike on October 18, 2011, 03:36:13 PM
Quote from: KSNimrod on October 18, 2011, 03:30:48 PM
Wait a minute... the jayhawk is a female??  I just figured with the bright plumage and all it was the male bird?!?! 

It gave birth. Most be female.

Duh.  A male cannot have a baby.

I have often heard them called "Lady Jay" and "Baby Jay"
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2011, 03:54:33 PM »
  :sdeek: A bird gave birth?  I thought they laid eggs!
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2011, 04:01:37 PM »
LadyJay is in to platypus.  That's the rumor.
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Re: jayhawk/babyjay question/problem
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2011, 04:37:55 PM »
not quite sure what this pic means to the arguement...

your thoughts  :dunno:

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